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Nice of them to leave my jacket. [AWKWARD PAUSE. The voice coming from Smoker's journal account is not his usual. Or from a male at all.]

What's with my voice?! [That just squeaks there in high-pitched worry.]

Ah hell... I have boobs.

Fuck you Malnosso.

[He... she rather, clears her voice.]

S-Smoker is back... [That's a bit hesitant.] Ikki, he... he might need help. Jitte and kickboxing lessons will return to normal, sorry everyone about the delay. Could I have a headcount of everyone still wishing to take them? I might need to reorganize his schedules.

[The last part is muffled as he starts to shut the journal.]

Damn it! These jeans are way too big! Now what?!

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What size we talking about? We talking about cute little ladies or did the Malnosso make you into a silicone queen?

Yeah, got some notes about it. There's summaries over at the Welcome Center.

I don't know what that means. If I had to guess, I'd say Double D. [Yup. There's lots of blushing there, but he will be STRONG and manly about this... yes even this.]

I'll check out the notes when I can then. What's the date?

Damn. Maybe there's a good sports bra around or something. Give you some support.

Already happened back on the 6th. Seems like some good things were discussed.

Che... is that really necessary? [As a (certain type of) man, he hates bras on principle. They are the enemy and should only ever be undone.] I mean the jacket mostly covers them anyway. [Stop him Ginia. He'd have to arrest himself for indecent exposure.] And I hate shirts. [Even now see where his priorities lie?]

6th of January? Geez they took me for a couple of weeks?

...Nope! Not at all! You might be a little cold, but you're good to go! [Ginia may be a good influence. Alice? NOPE.]

February, actually. It's the 15th now.

[Welp, good thing Luceti has no nudity laws. :|] I can deal with cold, I've still got my devil fruit.

[LONG PAUSE.] What. Seriously? That long? That's nice of them, to let me skip Valentine's Day. [He somehow, doubts this was just out of the kindness of their hearts =\]

Then no problem, right?

So nice and sweet of them, but honestly, don't think anything's actually happening. [Says the affected one.]

Precisely.

Really? That's a relief. No fucked up red hearts everywhere or baby cupid decorations? [He hates those :|]

Nothing. It's all pretty normal if you ask me.

Nice and boring?

Did I miss a shift?

I don't know. [Yep. Helpful.]

Guess I'll check those notes.

Wait, if it's boring, how come you're out? No offense.

None taken. Girl needs a mental break maybe? Giles left. It's been hard on her.

Giles is gone?

[The frown is audible. He never really got along with the man, between Grell and Jack Sparrow and everything else in between, but they were starting to reach a point.] Hn. Poor kid. [Yes... Ginia's a kid =\] All right, at least the village isn't in trouble.

She's coping, but hey, here I am. But yeah, looks all peachy around here.

Want to come help me figure out how to do jitte lessons in this body later?

[She can point out that unless he wants to keep flashing everyone whenever he does a move he'll have zip up. Or not. Her call.]

Sure thing. I have a double date tonight, but my afternoon is free.

What really? That was... [Fast? He won't say that though.] Who with?

Helios. Going with Adele and Tony too.

Adele the new doctor? Perfect. She's signing up for lessons, I was about to suggest she should meet you too.

Well, have fun on your date.

Already done. She's our housemate.

So much the better. Trustworthy in your opinion?

Do you think she would be if she weren't?

Hah. Good. I'd hate to train a pirate.

[Even though he already knew she couldn't be, since she mentioned not having any fighting experience.]

[And I'm going to say this part is after talking with Lupin.]

So what's the deal with Tony Stark's fighting in the tunnels?

A bunch of people slugging it out with each other to prove they have balls? I don't know.

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[Voice] -- pretend the icon is female

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[Voice] -- yay! This one too because it's too fitting

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