justicereigns: (female -- justice can be feminine)
Smoker ([personal profile] justicereigns) wrote2012-02-15 02:07 pm

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Nice of them to leave my jacket. [AWKWARD PAUSE. The voice coming from Smoker's journal account is not his usual. Or from a male at all.]

What's with my voice?! [That just squeaks there in high-pitched worry.]

Ah hell... I have boobs.

Fuck you Malnosso.

[He... she rather, clears her voice.]

S-Smoker is back... [That's a bit hesitant.] Ikki, he... he might need help. Jitte and kickboxing lessons will return to normal, sorry everyone about the delay. Could I have a headcount of everyone still wishing to take them? I might need to reorganize his schedules.

[The last part is muffled as he starts to shut the journal.]

Damn it! These jeans are way too big! Now what?!
uccellodifuoco: As this last breath leaves me (013 - He's a lone wolf u can see it)

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[personal profile] uccellodifuoco 2012-02-18 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I once knew a man who devoted himself to Athena and to expel the evil from the world. But he obsessed with it so much that eventually he lost sight of what he was trying to protect and even tried to kill Athena when she reincarnated. Of course, it wasn't just his fault, some helped to push him over himself, but even without those people I believe he would have lost himself eventually.

You know, hearing about how your world is almost makes me think it wouldn't be so bad for you guys if some real chaos happened and guys like that Akainu and those who think like him were brought down.

[Eying him walking.]

Not bad.
uccellodifuoco: As this last breath leaves me (001 - So watch my chest heave)

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[personal profile] uccellodifuoco 2012-02-19 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
And what about the consequences? The civilians killed have families, so do the marines. Just as a kid losing his parents to pirates would lead him to become a marine, a marine that kills his parents in pursuit of a pirate will probably be lead to become a pirate himself or even worse. Because if the justice and the law of the world he lives in is one that uses pirates as an excuse for their own crimes, one that will condemn them just for being in the vicinity of a pirate even if they didn't know it and will label them as criminals, then they may as well live against it from the start. You can't be sure that fighting along with him will save lives either.
uccellodifuoco: Can't take this anymore." This heart breaks (003 - I feel like "Fuck man)

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[personal profile] uccellodifuoco 2012-02-19 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
I never said either of those two worlds should be the one to be. A world in which people live in fear, be it fear of the pirates who abuse them or from the marines who will condemn them for things they might have not even done... None is a good option. If those are all the options your world truly has, it must be s really horrible place to live in.
uccellodifuoco: How could he just forsake us? (004 - This is life that's so thankless)

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[personal profile] uccellodifuoco 2012-02-19 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it's still living. Until power gets to their heads and then people start being executed for crimes such as having their own opinion. [Ikki shakes his head.] If I remember correctly, some people in your government already do that, or something similar.
uccellodifuoco: As this last breath leaves me (003 - I can't help but wonder)

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[personal profile] uccellodifuoco 2012-02-19 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Ikki hums but says nothing else, it's not his world either way, he has no business there.]

Are you done with the shopping?
uccellodifuoco: Hate us he gave us (005 - Breaks us he makes us)

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[personal profile] uccellodifuoco 2012-02-19 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Don't want to get your manicure ruined? All your normal clothes are going to be enormous, get whatever you are going to wear.
uccellodifuoco: As this last breath leaves me (011 - One more cup of coffee 'fore I go)

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[personal profile] uccellodifuoco 2012-02-19 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Something girls do to their hands as far as I know. Must be a big deal or something, before we were sent to training, Saori once got one of her banshee attacks when she got "her manicure ruined".

[He does the gesture of the quotation marks even.]
uccellodifuoco: How could he just forsake us? (004 - This is life that's so thankless)

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[personal profile] uccellodifuoco 2012-02-19 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose, I never paid attention to her in such little detail. I figured it was something stupid anyway.

[Ikki shrugs.]

Can you even work with your usual jitte with that body?
uccellodifuoco: He'll know that he loved us (008 - And once we are just dust)

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[personal profile] uccellodifuoco 2012-02-19 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
... You really should stop with those things. If you want to still have a reputation intact when you return to your own self.

[Even Ikki can see that.]
uccellodifuoco: How could he just forsake us? (004 - This is life that's so thankless)

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[personal profile] uccellodifuoco 2012-02-19 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm serious. Just go look yourself in a mirror and do stuff you usually do, you'll see it by yourself how much the effect is lost.
uccellodifuoco: As this last breath leaves me (011 - One more cup of coffee 'fore I go)

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[personal profile] uccellodifuoco 2012-02-19 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Then let's go home quickly and don't even think of stepping out until your chest doesn't bounce with each step you take.
uccellodifuoco: Hate us he gave us (005 - Breaks us he makes us)

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[personal profile] uccellodifuoco 2012-02-19 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay, forget it. He's laughing again. Are you really practicing that? Really, just laughing here.]

If you show yourself like that and try to do what you normally do, when you return to your normal self no one will take you seriously anymore. Even if you ever manage to impose on them they will just have to imagine you as a girl and there won't be any problem.
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[personal profile] uccellodifuoco 2012-02-19 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Except shorter, softer, with bigger eyes, smaller mouth, pouty lips, delicate looking, thinner, more prone to blushing...

[Does he need to go on?]

I'm telling you, stay at home for however long this lasts, it can't be that long anyway. Or dress up differently and claim to be someone else, even if you acted like a girl does, if you still go around as Smoker the damage will be the same.

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