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[justicereigns]

Nice of them to leave my jacket. [AWKWARD PAUSE. The voice coming from Smoker's journal account is not his usual. Or from a male at all.]

What's with my voice?! [That just squeaks there in high-pitched worry.]

Ah hell... I have boobs.

Fuck you Malnosso.

[He... she rather, clears her voice.]

S-Smoker is back... [That's a bit hesitant.] Ikki, he... he might need help. Jitte and kickboxing lessons will return to normal, sorry everyone about the delay. Could I have a headcount of everyone still wishing to take them? I might need to reorganize his schedules.

[The last part is muffled as he starts to shut the journal.]

Damn it! These jeans are way too big! Now what?!

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[justicereigns]

[Blushes more and spazzes.]

It -- IT IS NOT!

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[uccellodifuoco]

[That's a journal being lifted and snapping a picture.]

It is.

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[justicereigns]

[Attempts to hide behind something as fast as possible. And then just remembers he can be a cloud. Doing that instead.]

Never.

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[uccellodifuoco]

[Too late, that's a pretty blush you have.]

Want to do a poll about it? We can post the picture and ask what everyone thinks.

[Chuckling.]

Took you long enough to remember you could do that.

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[justicereigns]

Definitely not. If being a girl is going to make me lose any reputation I have, blushing all over it definitely will lose the rest.

[Creeps back into a human girl... Oh so reluctantly.]

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[uccellodifuoco]

If you want I can take a picture of it when you do it as a guy and ask then.

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[justicereigns]

Yeah, great, there's just one major problem with that.

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[uccellodifuoco]

Don't say that you don't blush as a man. You do.

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[justicereigns]

[Folds arms and huffs.]

For kids and cute girls maybe.

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[uccellodifuoco]

Kids and cute girls provoke the same reaction in you?

[He's not sure if he wants that much information about you, Smoker. That really kills your reputation.]

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[justicereigns]

[Attempts a steely eyed glare again.]

No they both do it on purpose. [Face palms.] You'd have to see it to get it.

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[uccellodifuoco]

They make you blush on purpose? I don't remember doing so when I was a kid.

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[justicereigns]

Kirimi did. Then she'd point and yell "tsundere."

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[uccellodifuoco]

It's your fault for doing it so easily.

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[justicereigns]

[Annoyed growl.] It's not that easy to control or I never would.

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[uccellodifuoco]

That's because you're naturally prone to blushing, even if you don't like it.

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[justicereigns]

Oi oi.

Maybe I should just wear a mask. And pretend to be a superhero.

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[uccellodifuoco]

Who? Supergirl?

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[justicereigns]

Justice smoke... something. I'm no good at this.

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[uccellodifuoco]

Anyway, you know most of those masks wouldn't really hide your blush, right?

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[justicereigns]

Maybe if I got really big sunglasses.

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[uccellodifuoco]

I think the blush would still show.

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[justicereigns]

They might not. I'm going to try this theory.

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[uccellodifuoco]

I'll make sure to snap a picture when it's proved to fail.

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[justicereigns]

I won't make it easy for you.