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[justicereigns]

Nice of them to leave my jacket. [AWKWARD PAUSE. The voice coming from Smoker's journal account is not his usual. Or from a male at all.]

What's with my voice?! [That just squeaks there in high-pitched worry.]

Ah hell... I have boobs.

Fuck you Malnosso.

[He... she rather, clears her voice.]

S-Smoker is back... [That's a bit hesitant.] Ikki, he... he might need help. Jitte and kickboxing lessons will return to normal, sorry everyone about the delay. Could I have a headcount of everyone still wishing to take them? I might need to reorganize his schedules.

[The last part is muffled as he starts to shut the journal.]

Damn it! These jeans are way too big! Now what?!

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[uccellodifuoco]

It's your fault for doing it so easily.

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[justicereigns]

[Annoyed growl.] It's not that easy to control or I never would.

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[uccellodifuoco]

That's because you're naturally prone to blushing, even if you don't like it.

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[justicereigns]

Oi oi.

Maybe I should just wear a mask. And pretend to be a superhero.

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[uccellodifuoco]

Who? Supergirl?

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[justicereigns]

Justice smoke... something. I'm no good at this.

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[uccellodifuoco]

Anyway, you know most of those masks wouldn't really hide your blush, right?

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[justicereigns]

Maybe if I got really big sunglasses.

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[uccellodifuoco]

I think the blush would still show.

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[justicereigns]

They might not. I'm going to try this theory.

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[uccellodifuoco]

I'll make sure to snap a picture when it's proved to fail.

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[justicereigns]

I won't make it easy for you.

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[uccellodifuoco]

Sure you won't.

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[justicereigns]

I won't.

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[uccellodifuoco]

I know, I know.

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[justicereigns]

So long as you know you have your work cut out for you.

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[uccellodifuoco]

[Just humming in apparent agreement. Only not. It's you who's a lot of work to do to avoid blushing, Smoker.]

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[justicereigns]

[While that's true... Smoker is going to be all smug thinking he's won. Because he always gets his way; he thinks.]

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[uccellodifuoco]

[Until the release of "Smoker 2, more badass, more sunglasses, more jackets, still the same amount of blushing" coming soon to your nearest Malnosso enclosure. And Ikki has first seat tickets.]

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[justicereigns]

[Smoker is so telling Kotomi that Ikki thinks she's beautiful >:| Though this revenge seems so much more preschooler than it should be.]