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[justicereigns]

Nice of them to leave my jacket. [AWKWARD PAUSE. The voice coming from Smoker's journal account is not his usual. Or from a male at all.]

What's with my voice?! [That just squeaks there in high-pitched worry.]

Ah hell... I have boobs.

Fuck you Malnosso.

[He... she rather, clears her voice.]

S-Smoker is back... [That's a bit hesitant.] Ikki, he... he might need help. Jitte and kickboxing lessons will return to normal, sorry everyone about the delay. Could I have a headcount of everyone still wishing to take them? I might need to reorganize his schedules.

[The last part is muffled as he starts to shut the journal.]

Damn it! These jeans are way too big! Now what?!

Comments

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[uccellodifuoco]

Let's hope no one thinks you're abusing power or something.

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[justicereigns]

Abuse nothing, it's deserved.

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[uccellodifuoco]

It wouldn't be if you stay out of their way for the most part.

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[justicereigns]

If I avoid them, how will I [stalk them] find out what happened?

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[uccellodifuoco]

You can do that once you're normal again.

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[justicereigns]

But who knows how that will take! I might have missed something important.

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[uccellodifuoco]

Define important.

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[justicereigns]

Anything pertaining to the brats.

[:|]

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[uccellodifuoco]

The brats... The pirates? Now you're treating them as kids? I always knew mother instincts came with being female.

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[justicereigns]

[FLUSHES.] I always call them brats! [Through grit teeth.] They're enemies! It's perfectly natural to keep tabs on them!

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[uccellodifuoco]

Now you even blush... This is going to be a long kidnapping effect.

[Ignoring you except for that flush all over your face.]

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[justicereigns]

I do not! [Scowl scowl scowl.]

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[uccellodifuoco]

You do.

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[justicereigns]

I am not... what did Kirimi call it? Tsundere. And I'm not blushing.

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[uccellodifuoco]

What has to do that tsundere thing with anything now? And you are.

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[justicereigns]

She said I kept blushing too and called me that.

I don't blush.

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[uccellodifuoco]

You do.

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[justicereigns]

I do not. [Glare glare.]

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[uccellodifuoco]

You do.

[It's a firm statement, yes.]

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[justicereigns]

You're delusional.

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[uccellodifuoco]

Want me to take pictures each time you do?

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[justicereigns]

[HORRIFIED LOOK.]

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[justicereigns]

[DEFEATED.]

Fine. I blush a little. But I'm sure the only reason people make a big deal of it is because it's rare. [Tsuns more.]

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[uccellodifuoco]

Or because it's cute.

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[justicereigns]

[Blushes more and spazzes.]

It -- IT IS NOT!