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Nice of them to leave my jacket. [AWKWARD PAUSE. The voice coming from Smoker's journal account is not his usual. Or from a male at all.]

What's with my voice?! [That just squeaks there in high-pitched worry.]

Ah hell... I have boobs.

Fuck you Malnosso.

[He... she rather, clears her voice.]

S-Smoker is back... [That's a bit hesitant.] Ikki, he... he might need help. Jitte and kickboxing lessons will return to normal, sorry everyone about the delay. Could I have a headcount of everyone still wishing to take them? I might need to reorganize his schedules.

[The last part is muffled as he starts to shut the journal.]

Damn it! These jeans are way too big! Now what?!

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[And then he just bursts into laughter, the kick not even fazing him.]

Well, looks like I was right. Don't worry, I'm sure it'll go away when you're back to normal.

[He's gonna try to punch that smug smirk right off Ace's face. Stupid sexy smirks. HAVE AT THEE!]

Right nothing! [Another cute growl.]

[He ducks and swerves to come behind her.]

Yeah, I'm completely wrong. Exactly why you're trying to hit me.

It is!

[Vaguely wonders how Ace moved that fast, but decides that's the only advantage to this smaller body, so kicks out behind him aiming for Ace's legs.]

If I had a crush on you, I'd try to kiss you, not punch you! And I don't kiss pirates! [Despite what your memory of 5 minutes ago might lead you to believe :|]

[Blocks the kick. And just stares. DID YOU FORGET WHAT JUST HAPPENED.

Sure, he started the kiss, but hey, you kissed back. So yes. This is a look.]

[Luckily for Smoker, this type of look has no effect on him. Unlike the grins. So he follows up with another punch, just not letting up the attacks.

Smoker also, apparently, takes no responsibility for what his evil sister did when he wasn't looking.

He also hasn't zipped up again either so he's pretty much flashing way too much with every turn. ~~This is why bras are a good thing.~~ However, since Ace hasn't been taking any extra notice or getting distracted, he's starting to think maybe Ace just -gasp- meant the things he said before, which does nothing to quell Smoker's tiny fists of raaage.]

[And he will just keep dodging, smirk on his face all the while.

And you know, it's hard not to look at those giant boobs when they keep coming right in your face. So he's going to stop, and look her in the face.]

You should probably zip up your jacket now.

[NOPE. He refuses to zip, just because Ace said it would be a good idea. Just aims another punch for Ace's jaw, stuck noticing the freckles again. And how short he is now. And god damn it Ace, stop smiling. Put this down for the worst week ever please.]

Fuck off pirate. [Feints another punch to aim a kick at his knees.]

[Okay, fine. He blocks the punch with one hand, and grabs her foot and tries to flip her with the other.]

Wow, you can't make up your mind. Let's clear this up now. Do you want to spar, or should I just walk away?

[Eyes widen as he gets flipped. Definitely didn't remember Ace being this good, but then it could just be the girl thing.]

Spar.

[Disgruntled growl.] But I'm not zipping up! [Stubborn.] So deal with it. [Folds arms over his chest. Isn't it funny how he thinks this is somehow a punishment to Ace?]

[He shrugs calmly.] Okay.

[He just raises his eyebrows. Whoa, did really just say that?] If you're sure, then...

What?

[Confused marine get. Shouldn't there be more of an explosive reaction? Like "Don't order me around" or something like that? ~~Of course, that's just how Smoker would be.~~]

Do kisses make you brain dead? More than usual that is.

[Don't you love how 30 seconds ago he pretended it never happened? Anyways getting close and peering up Ace mockingly as though trying to find out if Ace has a concussion of some sort.]

[...facepalm. Oh god, Smoker, you really don't get it. He thought you were stupid, but not this stupid.]

You really don't get it, do you...

What's to get?

[Growl growl, folds arms.] It distracts you, right? You're probably the type who'd get distracted by Boa Hancock in the middle of battle.

It doesn't distract me. It's just most girls wouldn't want to flash their boobs at guys.

[And then he gets a little pissed.] I was a bit busy at the time. I didn't really care for Hancock then.

Well, I'm not really a girl, so how does it matter?

[Big eyes keep looking up at Ace. So this time the time period update was really hitting him hard, huh?] She's basically dating your little brother anyway. [Rolls her eyes. To explain there was a time when Hancock was in Luceti and that is how Smoker got that impression.]

You have a point, b--

[REWIND THERE. He will just. Stare for a while. ~~And not at the boobs.~~]

She's WHAT?!

[KIND OF SMUG NOW. Ahahaha. :3 He knew something Ace didn't. About his own brother. Aw yeah.]

It's probably not current anymore, seeing as she got sent home from Luceti ages ago, but still. They were being disgusting on the journal and everything. [It was gross! Actually she was trying on clothes and it sounded dirty, but throw in Smoker's keen hearing and loathing of them both and it wasn't a good combination.]

[He stops. And really thinks about this. Luffy. Taking the Pirate Empress. Excuse him if he finds this utter bullshit.]

Okay, yeah, no. Luffy's just not like that. Hell, it takes a Shift to make him think he's dating someone. Nice try, but I don't buy it.

Ask him yourself.

[Nope, still smug. He knows what he heard. And it was gross. Though not as gross as kissing a pirate, but he's not going to acknowledge that. Again.]

Okay, I will. [He's a bit defiant at the fact that Smoker thinks he knows shit about Luffy that Ace doesn't.

Bastard.]

[Your hate just makes him smugger. So much more smug.]

You shouldn't get distracted thinking about your brother in battle. [Headbutts Ace's jaw with the top of his skull. If he was his normal height, he'd have remembered butting heads with a D is like bashing one's skull in a rock, but oh well. ~~Boobs makes us do crazy things. I mean no.~~]

[Just gonna stop your head with his hand.] Having an idiot younger brother makes the older one worry.

[And shoves her back hard.]

[Glares and tries to kick Ace's legs.]

How did you become brothers anyway? You have the same grandfather right? [Adopted or not, sounds a legit way to Smoker.]

Edited 2012-02-20 02:33 (UTC)

[Jumps up and over Smoker to land behind him.]

Why do you care again? [Sorry, he's not disclosing anything like that. :| And now he's aiming a kick for her back.]

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