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Nice of them to leave my jacket. [AWKWARD PAUSE. The voice coming from Smoker's journal account is not his usual. Or from a male at all.]

What's with my voice?! [That just squeaks there in high-pitched worry.]

Ah hell... I have boobs.

Fuck you Malnosso.

[He... she rather, clears her voice.]

S-Smoker is back... [That's a bit hesitant.] Ikki, he... he might need help. Jitte and kickboxing lessons will return to normal, sorry everyone about the delay. Could I have a headcount of everyone still wishing to take them? I might need to reorganize his schedules.

[The last part is muffled as he starts to shut the journal.]

Damn it! These jeans are way too big! Now what?!

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Because you were acting like one so much it wasn't even funny. [Except it totally was.

And he has an infinite numbers of smirks. For any and every occasion. ] Hey, Pops picked those outfits out, okay? I don't get 'em.

[Mumbles something about preferring fishnet stockings anyway. Sure you're not a pervert Smoker. Sure.]

I wonder if I should dress how I think a woman would look best. [Instead of you know. DENIAL wear.]

No, that'd definitely be worse. [Given that he just said he liked fishnet stockings... yeah.... yeah it would.] Guess I'll have to let Keimi pick things after all. [Gets up on his elbows to look at Ace, though this just makes him feel really short again, and gestures the cigar in his hand pointedly in Ace's direction.]

What so you wouldn't at all be thrown off balance by being a girl and having me chase you? [Snorts to himself like he doesn't believe it, even though Ace already said he'd make a hot woman, and his ears tinge a little red at chase. Oh Smoker, can't even say "hit on" /sigh.]

[He just rolls his eyes and shrugs.] Dress however you want.

[her raises his eyebrows when he mentions a certain mermaid.] You know Keimi?

And honestly, I have no idea. And I'm not sure if I would want to find out.

[Eyes narrow. Right. Whitebeard pirates were the Fishman Island protectors.]

She's my daughter. Didn't you ever wonder why she carries a jitte?

[No, not biologically :| But Ace, of all people, Smoker figures, would understand that.]

Hn. Good. Then don't push me. I push back too hard.

[He shakes his head, clearly stunned.]

I didn't know that. And I got it, I got it, sheesh.

Right. Well, it was partly the Malnosso. They put everyone together in families, but when it was over Keimi said she still wanted to learn jitte and keep things. [Rubs her pink cheeks. It secretly made him really happy, but it was a little embarrassing too.]

So don't you and the flaming blue pigeon corrupt her.

Huh... really? Good for her.

[He's not sure to laugh at calling Marco a pigeon, or be annoyed at thinking he'll corrupt her.] Oi, my Pops looked after her island. What's wrong with wanting to be friends with her? She can like both marines and pirates, y'know.

[Sighs and puts a hand to to his forehead. Damn he still needs to get some girl gloves. Annoying.]

I'm not asking you to stay away from her. If you're protective you should understand a father's feelings.

[Huffs on cigars and lightly kicks Ace's ankle, without getting up. Yes it was girly, but he's a girl now so whatever, he doesn't care.] It was another joke. [He's so close to giving up, but no... can't give up now damn it!]

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