Smoker (
justicereigns) wrote2012-02-15 02:07 pm
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Nice of them to leave my jacket. [AWKWARD PAUSE. The voice coming from Smoker's journal account is not his usual. Or from a male at all.]
What's with my voice?! [That just squeaks there in high-pitched worry.]
Ah hell... I have boobs.
Fuck you Malnosso.
[He... she rather, clears her voice.]
S-Smoker is back... [That's a bit hesitant.] Ikki, he... he might need help. Jitte and kickboxing lessons will return to normal, sorry everyone about the delay. Could I have a headcount of everyone still wishing to take them? I might need to reorganize his schedules.
[The last part is muffled as he starts to shut the journal.]
Damn it! These jeans are way too big! Now what?!
What's with my voice?! [That just squeaks there in high-pitched worry.]
Ah hell... I have boobs.
Fuck you Malnosso.
[He... she rather, clears her voice.]
S-Smoker is back... [That's a bit hesitant.] Ikki, he... he might need help. Jitte and kickboxing lessons will return to normal, sorry everyone about the delay. Could I have a headcount of everyone still wishing to take them? I might need to reorganize his schedules.
[The last part is muffled as he starts to shut the journal.]
Damn it! These jeans are way too big! Now what?!
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[Waiting. No, he's not helping if you don't ask.]
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[He wouldn't accept your help Ikki! >:| He is manly and independent and can pick out his own clothes. Badly if you've ever seen him in shorts; and later he wears two jackets, but still! He's going to be over here... looking at jeans and trying to remember what looks good on chicks. Maybe he should have asked Alice's help, since she'd dragged him clothes shopping before.]
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[Actually he lies. He was plagued with bad dreams, not nightmares but dreams that made him think things he didn't want to think about. Realize things he didn't want to accept. But Smoker wasn't there the day he threw Hyoga out of the apartment telling him to not return, only to have the animal bring people to him, so there's no point in telling him. No reason to.]
Whatever they did, they did a good job cleaning up after it.
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Maybe something happened they don't want us to know about. I mean they left the memory of the moon falling.
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[Though he doesn't count as he was taken... Or so he assumes, why else wouldn't he remember it all?]
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[Grasping at straws.]
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[Returns with several pairs that still look too big.] I can't tell the difference between girl jeans or not. [Seriously. He doesn't get it.]
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Probably the ones that are nicely folded rather than thrown around without care.
I would say that red frills suit you better though.
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[That and it emphasizes his blushes.] Okay. So these? [Brings Ikki a pair for inspection. :|] They look short. [Because Smoker is short.]
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[He's guessing a pirate. He eyes the pair and then looks at Smoker.]
You are short.
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[Opens his mouth to object to the short comment, looks up... realizes he's looking up and grumbles, stubbornly taking the jeans to go try them on.]
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[This is why he doesn't like any structured organization, scum like that is bond to appear in some step of the ladder.]
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They do think they can control it. Or him. [Okay getting over the shyness now to try walking in the damn things.] They think since pirates don't fight fair, we should do worse than them. Even "stronger", but I don't see how it's not losing sight of Justice.
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You know, hearing about how your world is almost makes me think it wouldn't be so bad for you guys if some real chaos happened and guys like that Akainu and those who think like him were brought down.
[Eying him walking.]
Not bad.
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Hn... Even if the unthinkable happens and Aokiji doesn't take Fleet Admiral... I wouldn't want open opposition to Akainu. He's wrong, but he's still better than Blackbeard or the Pirate Emperors getting a foothold. [Big eyes narrow down in focus.] Everyone's playing with fire. It used to be that there were four pirate emperors that held each other in check, the marines trying to arrest all the pirates, and shichibukai to help us if it came to open war against one of the emperors. [The obvious distaste in his voice at the word shichibukai is palpable.] Then Crocodile, one of the shichibukai tried to take over the world, Jinbei refused to help against Whitebeard, they employed Blackbeard to take Crocodile's place -- huge mistake -- and Boa Hancock did nothing in the battle except get in my way and help Straw Hat.
Now, one of the pirate emperors is dead, the two strongest marines are being forced to retire, and Blackbeard has Whitebeard's devil fruit, and freed a bunch of pirate prisoners -- not to mention all the ones Straw-Hat freed. [Folds his arms grumpily, trying to think it all over. He's spent the last month and a half doing nothing but thinking things over like this, but it's somehow nicer to say out loud.] When a big figure like that dies... it's a power vacuum. All the pirates will want to be the next Whitebeard, others will try to be Pirate King, the rest will want his islands or to snatch up the pieces, the pirates freed...
[Shakes his head and rests a feminine hand up to his temple.] I despise Akainu and his absolute justice, but he kills civilians and marines in the pursuit of pirates, pirates do it to get fame or money. Fighting Akainu wouldn't save lives. I hate him, but we still have to work together to fight common enemies.
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There's a reason I hate him, and I do not take it lightly, but to fight him would mean losing the marines entirely. We'd be swarmed over! We can barely hold our own, even with his lot in our ranks. I'd still rather see his idea of the future come true than Blackbeard's. Akainu might decide to demolish an island for housing pirates -- might -- but Blackbeard could accidentally while trying to take another one half an ocean away. Big Mam sees people as candy. Either they produce it for her, or she'll kill them. Other pirates see islands as slaves waiting to happen. You think that world is better than Akainu's twisted justice?
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Tch. It's not nice. [Lights up a pair of cigars and tilts his head to the side.] I'm going to try to make it better than that. No matter who takes power. I don't have anything nice to say for Akainu except that living in fear of him, is still living. [For the most part? He hesitates, since it was hard to forget the look on Coby's face and who saved him? A pirate. Damn his whole world.]
I must be one of the only ones who aren't dead and yet still not too eager to go back to my own world.
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