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Nice of them to leave my jacket. [AWKWARD PAUSE. The voice coming from Smoker's journal account is not his usual. Or from a male at all.]

What's with my voice?! [That just squeaks there in high-pitched worry.]

Ah hell... I have boobs.

Fuck you Malnosso.

[He... she rather, clears her voice.]

S-Smoker is back... [That's a bit hesitant.] Ikki, he... he might need help. Jitte and kickboxing lessons will return to normal, sorry everyone about the delay. Could I have a headcount of everyone still wishing to take them? I might need to reorganize his schedules.

[The last part is muffled as he starts to shut the journal.]

Damn it! These jeans are way too big! Now what?!

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Well of course it matters to me. I'm the one designing the outfit~.

[Excuse her while she just takes a few measurements.

Then it matters to me. [Stands still. His daughter is taller than him bwaaah ;;]

[Keimi smiles happily. It makes her feel so good that someone like Smoker cares about her opinion. Still, she still can't quite get over the oddity of taking measurements of your father figure to make clothes for his new sexy female body. She sighs a little.]

...I don't think this would be so weird if they didn't make you so short.

Agreed. Now I can't even use my regular jitte. And I don't have a safe place to keep it, because a pirate stole it before for the seastone.

Really? [She hadn't thought of that. Smoker's jitte was pretty large, handling it with her size would be pretty awkward.]

Well... if you want...

[She sets her backpack in her lap and opens it up, retrieving the much smaller jitte Smoker had given to her.]

You could borrow mine until you change back. We could hold on to your real one here in the shop. I'm sure Rarity-chin wouldn't mind.

[It is now taller than him.]

[And he grins at her.] Well... I found a replacement jitte for now, you hold onto yours and keep practicing... And ... you promise you won't let any pirates touch mine? I was going to leave it with Ikki otherwise, but I'd rather have it with someone they wouldn't suspect.

[Because no one would suspect a jitte would be in the possession of the girl he considers to be his daughter, and who practices with her own every morning.]

Oh? That makes things easier. I'll keep it locked up in the back room. No one will ever find it~.

[Over his roommate? Plus, if it's in the shop, it's with Rarity, whom he hasn't even met. Plus, the person who took his jitte before was Marco (played by Drift back then) so he doesn't KNOW IT, but he doesn't need to worry.]

I'd appreciate that. Don't lock it up too much though, I might need to get it in a hurry. Though by all reports, everything's been quiet and most of the murderous sort in Luceti are in Tony's underground... whatever.

Thanks Keimi, that's a load off my mind already.

[And with that, Smoker gets a great big hug. Though, with the two's heights, it's more like a face-full of boob.]

Of course, Smoker-chin~! You know you only have to ask!

[If she wasn't his daughter, he'd probably nosebleed. AS IT IS, he's mostly just buffeted and kind of confused, and then amused. What did he do to get such a great kid looking up to him?]

That easy, huh? [Quickly maneuvering cigars and smoke so she doesn't get hurt.]

So, other than work, you've had fun the last month? Anything new?

Oh! Um...

[She blinks and blushes a little, her eyes darting away.]

In... th-this month, you mean?

Well... since a little before Christmas really. They took me a long time.

I know... you've been away for so long.

[She huffs. You've been gone forever, Daddy ;;]

Sorry Princess, believe me, it wasn't my choice.

So anything interesting happen?

[Oh right. That was the question. She blushes again, sighing a little.]

W-well, yes... I mean... um...

[Waits patiently listening. He's been alone all that month and a half so it makes him extra keen to listen to people, beyond just catching up.]

[She squeaks a bit, her cheeks reddening.]

I kind of... a-a little... I mean...

I met someone.

Rarity? Or someone else?

[Oh man and now her face is really red.]

N-no! Rarity-chin is just my master.

[Nods.] Understood. But you're dating someone? They make you happy, right?

[Man, he goes away for 7 weeks and everyone is hooking up. This officially contributes to that thing with Ace later.]

V-very happy. But I'm not sure if we're... dating yet...

[Oh. Like that. Well, it's a little weird to hear about his not!daughter, but then, smoker has probably done worse. No no, has done worse, no doubt about it. Like Ikki said, he was pretty much only capable of one-night-stands.]

So long as you're happy. [Rests a hand on her head and lightly ruffles affectionately, which is so much harder now that he's not ridiculously tall. And now that his hands are smaller. Oy.] I'll have to meet her sometime, what's she like?

[Keimi blushes a little. H-how did you know it was a woman?]

I think you'd really like her. She's a soldier-- really strong, too. And smart, and pretty, and nice...

[Oh my. Trailing off now.]

[He didn't until just now. Bluffing. Either Keimi would react as she did, or defend her guy for not being a girl. Either way, more information get.]

A solider? Really Definitely have to meet her. What's her name?

[Damn you and your crazy interrogation skills.]

Daisy~.

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