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Nice of them to leave my jacket. [AWKWARD PAUSE. The voice coming from Smoker's journal account is not his usual. Or from a male at all.]

What's with my voice?! [That just squeaks there in high-pitched worry.]

Ah hell... I have boobs.

Fuck you Malnosso.

[He... she rather, clears her voice.]

S-Smoker is back... [That's a bit hesitant.] Ikki, he... he might need help. Jitte and kickboxing lessons will return to normal, sorry everyone about the delay. Could I have a headcount of everyone still wishing to take them? I might need to reorganize his schedules.

[The last part is muffled as he starts to shut the journal.]

Damn it! These jeans are way too big! Now what?!

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[Why is he the only one upset about being a girl? Maybe it's not really such a big deal. Still, his tone is pretty sulky. Especially for Smoker who never ever ever sulks.]

No.

I'm short too now. I need... girl jeans though. [Ew. He had to saaaaay it. Out loud!]

And I heard I missed a month. Anything happen? Are you okay? Have you been keeping up your exercises? [Hello mothering habits? Where did those come from???]

Edited 2012-02-15 22:42 (UTC)

[Oh hi Daddy. Welcome back.]

E-every morning, Smoker-chin. And I'm fine.

[She gives her body a quick look-over.]

And someone came into the village who is a fashion designer. I'm working as her assistant in a new shop, actually! I bet I could make you some new clothes, for sure!

Good girl. [He's relieved about that, and cracks a rare smile her way.] You can give me a spar so I can see if you've improved any.

Yeah? That could help... But no shirts. I think the jacket's big enough, right? [/sigh]

Well... it might be a little too big. I think it hides your figure...

[Tapping her chin.]

Really? [Hiding figure is good.]

Could I pass for a guy in it? [Only from the back...]

[If her butt is anything like her chest, she won't look very masculine from behind either.]

N-no. Or, I mean, I don't think so... [Pouting.]

[Oh well.]

Oh. [Rubs his chin... and then is disgusted by the lack of scruff.]

Tsk... All right, so I have to get... girl clothes, right? Should I just stop in? [He draws the line at pink, purple, dresses, skirts, and shirts. GOOD LUCK KEIMI.]

[She grins wide.]

Sure! We're located in House 33~.

[She is excite like you wouldn't believe. Smoker is back! And he wants clothes!]

All right. I'll be over soon then. [Once he can be a little more decent than just his boxers. So he'll have blue jeans and boots like his normal self, but smaller and very slightly girlier. He doesn't zip up though.]

Keimi? [Looking around when he gets there. And he's super short now too; just five foot two.]

[And have a mermaid flying at you!]

Smoker-chiiiiiiiiin~!

[Catches. But eyes widen a little like "holy fuck" because really he is very short now.]

Hah. Hey Princess. [At least he's still strong enough to keep standing and hold up.]

[Keimi blinks and looks down at Smoker. Woah. She's actually taller than him now. This is weird.]

I'm so glad you're here! I've been working on outfits for people all week.

What, really? I don't want to add to your workload... [Small frown over the cigars. He may be short, but she still smokes like a chimney.]

It's not a big deal~! Family comes first.

[Excuse her while she looks for her measuring tape.]

[Good, while she's not looking Smoker will blush happily at that. Family huh? Sounds nice.]

Don't go to too much trouble. [Trying so hard to be gruff.] Something easy is fine.

Oh it shouldn't be too bad. Rarity-chin is amazing with sewing. And we look to be about the same size if you just wanted to borrow some of my tops.

[Though she'd rather make her new ones, since it's much more fun. But if Smoker insists on keeping the workload low...]

Yeah? She did a lot of this in her own world then?

[Shakes his head.] I hate shirts. [Tilts his head thinking though. He's been forced into them before though. From Hina, and others.] I... I guess if you have a button up one? [Since that's not too constricting at least.]

She says that her boutique back home is the place to go for fashion~. So far she's been right.

I'll have to meet her when she's not busy.

[He would have more questions, but fashion goes over his head. Like. A lot.] You have something for girls that's easier to move in than the jeans?

I could probably come up with something. There's always sweatpants, but they're not exactly fashionable...

Or maybe just something... short? It's not like the cold bothers me.

Too baggy and it'll get tangled in the jitte. [Which is another reason for no skirts or dresses.]

Hm... I'm sure Rarity-chin knows how to make a nice pair of shorts.

That'll work. Do they match my boots okay?

[What? It's a real question.]

[She giggles.]

Of course. But I didn't think it would matter that much to you.

[A shrug.] I can't decide if it should or not. It matters to you right?

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