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Nice of them to leave my jacket. [AWKWARD PAUSE. The voice coming from Smoker's journal account is not his usual. Or from a male at all.]

What's with my voice?! [That just squeaks there in high-pitched worry.]

Ah hell... I have boobs.

Fuck you Malnosso.

[He... she rather, clears her voice.]

S-Smoker is back... [That's a bit hesitant.] Ikki, he... he might need help. Jitte and kickboxing lessons will return to normal, sorry everyone about the delay. Could I have a headcount of everyone still wishing to take them? I might need to reorganize his schedules.

[The last part is muffled as he starts to shut the journal.]

Damn it! These jeans are way too big! Now what?!

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Nope. No marines, no cops, no nothin' There may have been a few more pirates, but I ain't seen anyone with your uniform, or anything like it.

Gimme a minute, I'll be right over.

[He starts heading out the door, journal, and a fine bottle of scotch in hand]

Damn it. Even more pirates? Seriously. Tsk. Just what this world needs.

[Hanging out by the barracks, and wearing girl jeans, but he has not yet zipped up the jacket, because fuck that man. Zippers are for pansies, and he'll be damned if the Malnosso get him to change his ways with a sex-change.]

[Pops meanders up, and gives his sex-changed friend a once over.]

Hey, y'know, it doesn't look that bad. Better than me and that were-yeti nonsense. Got any glasses?

Were-yeti?

The breasts are still annoying. I can't do any proper stretches like this at all. At least I found pants.

[Gets out a pair of glasses and sets them down.]

Yea, Were-Yeti. I got grabbed a couple months back, and for some reason whenever I got mad I'd turn into some sorta yeti.

[He sorta snorts a bit as he pours them a couple of stout glasses of booze]

Either way, yea, I could see how breasts would be annoying. Still, you don't make a half bad woman.

[Amused grin. That's kind of funny for an experiment. Who knew they could turn people into zoans that easily?]

[And then it switches into a wary scowl on the next part as he drinks down his glass as fast as possible.]

I'll pretend that's a compliment. Maybe I should just be glad that Hina's not here to grope me and try to compare bust size.

[Pops takes a swig]

Yea, probably for the best. May wanna stay away from Lupin too. He's a notorious groper.

So, you remember anything from when you got grabbed? Or just a blur?

[Holds up a hand. It's after Lupin talked to him so...] He leered and I told him off. [Shudder.]

Nothing. Just a whole lot of silence and too much time to think.

For me it was all just weird sounds and bright lights. Gotta wonder how the fuck they do shit like this sometimes, and why.

Ah well, whatever.

It's a little fascinating how varied it is, but I suppose that's to be expected with the different factions. [Takes another drink.]

Yea, but hey, they're all bastards anyway.

So, you were getting oogled by Lupin then? Haha, that guy...

True enough.

[Scowls.] I feel like I should get tested for STDs already.

Haha, Lupin did touch you did he?

No.

I think he realizes he wouldn't have much of a hand left if he did that. Besides, he asked to meet on business.

Oh really? What did he want?

I can't say. [Drinks~]

But I told him to go talk to you, so you should expect a visit.

That reminds me though, what do you know Tony Stark's idiot fight club?

That Lupin got himself busted pretty good. Also, that Stark is apparently some sort of superhero. I've been busy, got a project of my own.

So he claims. [Rolls his eyes.] I fail to see how anything Stark has done is justice.

Oh?

While you were gone, that guy...he blew up his own apartment trying to make smoke bombs. I've started working on a shack thats out of the way. I don't want to deal with that idiot caving in my roof on accident.

Good. The idiot seems like he needs something stronger to distract him.

Well, his great love is back, so maybe that'll do something.

He's planning to fight back, you know?

He mentioned he had a girlfriend... I have to ask... is she as nuts as I think she must be to date a guy like him? [Seriously. He has to ask :|]

Yeah. I know. I don't think he understands what that means though. What is the strongest thing he's really had to face in your world?

Fujiko? Yea, she's pretty nuts. She's just well...kind of a bitch.

The strongest thing from our world? Well, aside from me, probably some of the weird mad scientists. Lupin isn't really a fighter. If he does something, he'll just be masterminding it.

I'd ask why he likes her then, but I'm going to assume it's self-explanatory.

Mad scientists??

I dunno. Lupin's crazy.

Yea, mad scientists. Crazy types that build all sorts of doomsday weapons. Lupin and I have dealt with a few. Mostly whackos, some seriously messed up people though.

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