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[justicereigns]

Nice of them to leave my jacket. [AWKWARD PAUSE. The voice coming from Smoker's journal account is not his usual. Or from a male at all.]

What's with my voice?! [That just squeaks there in high-pitched worry.]

Ah hell... I have boobs.

Fuck you Malnosso.

[He... she rather, clears her voice.]

S-Smoker is back... [That's a bit hesitant.] Ikki, he... he might need help. Jitte and kickboxing lessons will return to normal, sorry everyone about the delay. Could I have a headcount of everyone still wishing to take them? I might need to reorganize his schedules.

[The last part is muffled as he starts to shut the journal.]

Damn it! These jeans are way too big! Now what?!

Comments

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[greatinspector]

Yep, enjoy 'em while you can. [He takes another shot, laughing]

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[justicereigns]

I'm not sure how to.

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[greatinspector]

I dunno. Go out and smack some pirates, and remind 'em later than they got stomped by a girl?

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[justicereigns]

Actually, that does sound like fun. Too bad I'd have to make sure they did something to deserve it. Not like I want to turn into Tony Stark over this.

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[greatinspector]

Y'know, I still haven't met that guy. Guess I'll count myself lucky.

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[justicereigns]

You should. He's annoying.

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[greatinspector]

So I've been told. By more than one.

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[justicereigns]

He has that effect on people.

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[greatinspector]

Oh yea, I mean, even Lupin doesn't like the guy. That takes some doing. Usually he gets along fine with scumbags.

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[justicereigns]

Hah, really? [Drinking again.] What kind of scumbags?

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[greatinspector]

Eh, just the criminal element. Jigen, Fujiko, and Goemon aren't too bad.

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[justicereigns]

I'm not sure who they are.

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[greatinspector]

Friends of his. All of them are here, too.

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[justicereigns]

They are? Why is he so bored then?