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Nice of them to leave my jacket. [AWKWARD PAUSE. The voice coming from Smoker's journal account is not his usual. Or from a male at all.]

What's with my voice?! [That just squeaks there in high-pitched worry.]

Ah hell... I have boobs.

Fuck you Malnosso.

[He... she rather, clears her voice.]

S-Smoker is back... [That's a bit hesitant.] Ikki, he... he might need help. Jitte and kickboxing lessons will return to normal, sorry everyone about the delay. Could I have a headcount of everyone still wishing to take them? I might need to reorganize his schedules.

[The last part is muffled as he starts to shut the journal.]

Damn it! These jeans are way too big! Now what?!

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So he claims. [Rolls his eyes.] I fail to see how anything Stark has done is justice.

Oh?

While you were gone, that guy...he blew up his own apartment trying to make smoke bombs. I've started working on a shack thats out of the way. I don't want to deal with that idiot caving in my roof on accident.

Good. The idiot seems like he needs something stronger to distract him.

Well, his great love is back, so maybe that'll do something.

He's planning to fight back, you know?

He mentioned he had a girlfriend... I have to ask... is she as nuts as I think she must be to date a guy like him? [Seriously. He has to ask :|]

Yeah. I know. I don't think he understands what that means though. What is the strongest thing he's really had to face in your world?

Fujiko? Yea, she's pretty nuts. She's just well...kind of a bitch.

The strongest thing from our world? Well, aside from me, probably some of the weird mad scientists. Lupin isn't really a fighter. If he does something, he'll just be masterminding it.

I'd ask why he likes her then, but I'm going to assume it's self-explanatory.

Mad scientists??

I dunno. Lupin's crazy.

Yea, mad scientists. Crazy types that build all sorts of doomsday weapons. Lupin and I have dealt with a few. Mostly whackos, some seriously messed up people though.

So other worlds have their own version of Vegapunk...

I guess that's some experience with people like the Malnosso then. More than I was thinking.

Vega-what?

Yea, those jerkoffs are a lot like the Malnosso.

Marine mad scientist. Brilliant, but insane.

Seems like there must be one in every world.

Sounds like. Always some weirdo egghead with too much time and not enough sense.

[Laughs.] Exactly. Mind you, without him, the marines wouldn't even be able to travel through Calm Belts.

Calm Belts? Those...don't exactly sound dangerous.

They're "calm" because there are no winds or currents. Which makes them breeding grounds for seakings -- giant seamonsters that can eat a galleon whole or grow bigger than some islands.

Seastone gives off the same energy as ocean so the ships get coated with it on the bottom and the seakings don't realize their turf is being trespassed.

Geez, sea monsters? Your world sounds pretty messed up sometimes, man.

[Shrugs.] Honestly I wouldn't know. I've only got this place and books to compare it to. From that though, I'm inclined to agree.

Well, hey. Its home, right?

You...uh...sure you're alright with the whole woman thing?

[Shrug.] I don't know what being all right with it even really entails to be honest.

[Snorts.] Ikki says if I keep trying to do everything I'd normally do, the pirates aren't going to take me seriously when I do them anymore. And changing things seems like I'm giving in.

Eh, could always just do em anyway, and make them take you seriously.

That's what I said! It'll just be an excuse to knock them senseless.

Yep. Definitely worth doing. Show 'em you're still...y'know...you.

Exactly. Boobs change nothing.

Well, except how your shirt fits.

Not even that because I keep my jacket unzipped.

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