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[justicereigns]

Nice of them to leave my jacket. [AWKWARD PAUSE. The voice coming from Smoker's journal account is not his usual. Or from a male at all.]

What's with my voice?! [That just squeaks there in high-pitched worry.]

Ah hell... I have boobs.

Fuck you Malnosso.

[He... she rather, clears her voice.]

S-Smoker is back... [That's a bit hesitant.] Ikki, he... he might need help. Jitte and kickboxing lessons will return to normal, sorry everyone about the delay. Could I have a headcount of everyone still wishing to take them? I might need to reorganize his schedules.

[The last part is muffled as he starts to shut the journal.]

Damn it! These jeans are way too big! Now what?!

Comments

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[justicereigns]

Exactly. Boobs change nothing.

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[greatinspector]

Well, except how your shirt fits.

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[justicereigns]

Not even that because I keep my jacket unzipped.

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[greatinspector]

Bahahaha, alright. Though...if there were public nudity laws in town I'd say somethin....

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[justicereigns]

Tsk. There aren't any laws here.

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[greatinspector]

Bah, don't remind me. Completely weird.

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[justicereigns]

[Blushes in spite of himself.]

It's not really as bad as all that, is it? I'm just wearing what I always wear. [Looks up at Zenigata with big slate-grey eyes.]

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[greatinspector]

[Zenigata offers an appraising glance, shrugging]

Honestly I think you could do with at least something under the shirt. Your boobs are kinda hanging out, and a slight breeze might blow away that jacket.


[Politely trying to say you look like a tramp]

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[justicereigns]

[Waves a hand. He doesn't care.]

Even then. Shirts are too confining, like I can't breathe. And no one's asking anyone to look. [Manners: he doesn't get it.]

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[greatinspector]

Fair enough. Never had a chest like that myself, so I can't relate.

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[justicereigns]

Careful, the Malnosso might take that a request.

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[greatinspector]

Well, I've been a yeti. Having tits can't be that much worse.

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[justicereigns]

A yeti?

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[greatinspector]

You know, big, white furry creature? Yells and screams, hurts like all hell when you turn into one.

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[justicereigns]

I'm familiar with the concept... except for turning into one. Just a temporary thing?

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[greatinspector]

Couple weeks. Same as your boobs I'd imagine.

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[justicereigns]

At least they'll go away eventually.

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[greatinspector]

Yep, enjoy 'em while you can. [He takes another shot, laughing]

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[justicereigns]

I'm not sure how to.

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[greatinspector]

I dunno. Go out and smack some pirates, and remind 'em later than they got stomped by a girl?

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[justicereigns]

Actually, that does sound like fun. Too bad I'd have to make sure they did something to deserve it. Not like I want to turn into Tony Stark over this.

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[greatinspector]

Y'know, I still haven't met that guy. Guess I'll count myself lucky.

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[justicereigns]

You should. He's annoying.

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[greatinspector]

So I've been told. By more than one.

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[justicereigns]

He has that effect on people.