justicereigns: (female -- justice can be feminine)
Smoker ([personal profile] justicereigns) wrote2012-02-15 02:07 pm

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Nice of them to leave my jacket. [AWKWARD PAUSE. The voice coming from Smoker's journal account is not his usual. Or from a male at all.]

What's with my voice?! [That just squeaks there in high-pitched worry.]

Ah hell... I have boobs.

Fuck you Malnosso.

[He... she rather, clears her voice.]

S-Smoker is back... [That's a bit hesitant.] Ikki, he... he might need help. Jitte and kickboxing lessons will return to normal, sorry everyone about the delay. Could I have a headcount of everyone still wishing to take them? I might need to reorganize his schedules.

[The last part is muffled as he starts to shut the journal.]

Damn it! These jeans are way too big! Now what?!
fleurdesel: center, smirk, smile, sarcastic (And I'm still right.)

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[personal profile] fleurdesel 2012-02-15 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, forgive my oversight, please. Doctor Adele LeBlanc, at your service.
fleurdesel: right, tired, sad (Default)

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[personal profile] fleurdesel 2012-02-15 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Pleasure to make your acquaintance Captain Smoker.

Yes, I've been here only a little over a month.
fleurdesel: right, serious, confused (You have my attention)

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[personal profile] fleurdesel 2012-02-15 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
...I do not care to feel vulnerable or helpless. Back home all I had time for was learning to shoot, here? I've time enough to learn to protect myself through other means.
fleurdesel: right, sad, confused, tired, serious, angry (I need a moment)

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[personal profile] fleurdesel 2012-02-15 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
A revolver. It has yet to surface, but I don't have time to wait for it.
fleurdesel: right, smirk, smile, serious (Not certain just yet)

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[personal profile] fleurdesel 2012-02-15 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd be more than a little vexed if someone found it before I did. My last name's engraved on the grip, it's rude to take something that has someone's name on it.
fleurdesel: left, sad, serious, angry, (Thinking this through)

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[personal profile] fleurdesel 2012-02-15 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd appreciate it, thank you.

Ah, approximately 158 centimeters. So...Five feet and two inches.
fleurdesel: right, serious, confused, angry (puzzled)

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[personal profile] fleurdesel 2012-02-15 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
What height are you normally?
fleurdesel: center, serious (tense)

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[personal profile] fleurdesel 2012-02-15 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
...That would make a lot of things difficult. Has your weight changed? Of course it's changed. But where does the rest of the mass go? How on earth do the Malnosso manage this?
fleurdesel: left, sad, serious, angry, (Thinking this through)

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[personal profile] fleurdesel 2012-02-15 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
That is disturbing on several levels. The lack of any discernible pattern to what is done to us here only leaves me all the more tense.

That aside, I hope your time as a woman isn't too traumatizing.
fleurdesel: left, smile, smirk, confused, sarcastic (The punchline is...?)

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[personal profile] fleurdesel 2012-02-15 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
If the subject refuses to react, the study is worthless. [Adele chuckles a little at this and nods to herself. She needs to quit worrying so much but...it was hard. Less difficult now, but. She'll just have to try.]

Thank you, really. I appreciate the opportunity to learn, and the advice.
fleurdesel: right, serious, confused, angry (puzzled)

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[personal profile] fleurdesel 2012-02-16 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
I have noticed a very sparse amount of others in my age group, and my profession. So many warriors, not too many healers. It makes one wonder at their priorities.
fleurdesel: right, sad, confused, tired, serious, angry (I need a moment)

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[personal profile] fleurdesel 2012-02-16 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Widening the pool for their data, I suppose. I've given up trying to understand their logic.
fleurdesel: right, serious, sad, angry (Thoughtful)

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[personal profile] fleurdesel 2012-02-16 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
I've also heard the theory that it's not them that pulls us here. It's the place. They just provide the wings, barcodes, and journals.

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