justicereigns: (female -- justice can be feminine)
Smoker ([personal profile] justicereigns) wrote2012-02-15 02:07 pm

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Nice of them to leave my jacket. [AWKWARD PAUSE. The voice coming from Smoker's journal account is not his usual. Or from a male at all.]

What's with my voice?! [That just squeaks there in high-pitched worry.]

Ah hell... I have boobs.

Fuck you Malnosso.

[He... she rather, clears her voice.]

S-Smoker is back... [That's a bit hesitant.] Ikki, he... he might need help. Jitte and kickboxing lessons will return to normal, sorry everyone about the delay. Could I have a headcount of everyone still wishing to take them? I might need to reorganize his schedules.

[The last part is muffled as he starts to shut the journal.]

Damn it! These jeans are way too big! Now what?!
redjacketthief: @ starkxravingxmad (wtf-- wait a minute)

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[personal profile] redjacketthief 2012-02-16 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
For broken ribs? [asks the man who usually doctors himself, and who still finds that it hurts to laugh or even sometimes breathe.]

And I'm sure Pops would appreciate that. [He could almost hear the ever present refrain: 'LUUUPIIIINNN!!! TAIHOU DAAA!!']
redjacketthief: (is this what I think it is?)

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[personal profile] redjacketthief 2012-02-16 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[He discreetly looks away from the jiggling and, voice dripping with sarcasm, doesn't address it.]

Thanks for your vote of confidence there, Cap'.