Smoker (
justicereigns) wrote2012-02-15 02:07 pm
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Nice of them to leave my jacket. [AWKWARD PAUSE. The voice coming from Smoker's journal account is not his usual. Or from a male at all.]
What's with my voice?! [That just squeaks there in high-pitched worry.]
Ah hell... I have boobs.
Fuck you Malnosso.
[He... she rather, clears her voice.]
S-Smoker is back... [That's a bit hesitant.] Ikki, he... he might need help. Jitte and kickboxing lessons will return to normal, sorry everyone about the delay. Could I have a headcount of everyone still wishing to take them? I might need to reorganize his schedules.
[The last part is muffled as he starts to shut the journal.]
Damn it! These jeans are way too big! Now what?!
What's with my voice?! [That just squeaks there in high-pitched worry.]
Ah hell... I have boobs.
Fuck you Malnosso.
[He... she rather, clears her voice.]
S-Smoker is back... [That's a bit hesitant.] Ikki, he... he might need help. Jitte and kickboxing lessons will return to normal, sorry everyone about the delay. Could I have a headcount of everyone still wishing to take them? I might need to reorganize his schedules.
[The last part is muffled as he starts to shut the journal.]
Damn it! These jeans are way too big! Now what?!
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[...Whatever they are?]
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[She closes her journal.
...Even with having to change, Smoker is almost guaranteed to arrive first. Whoops.]
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Anyway, she eventually arrives at the tea shop! It takes her a few moments to see Smoker, since she starts looking for someone taller than her, but eventually she finds him. The moment she does, a big smile appears on her face.]
Hello, Smoker!
[She ambles over at top speed.]
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[And he waves.]
Grune. [He hates his female voice. It's grating and not deep, and squeaks to easily. Like Ikki and Lupin said, it's hard to sound firm and intimidating like this. But he has yet to figure out how to switch tactics.] How's your day going?
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Oh, my day is going very well. What about you?
[Well....]
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Better than my last month and a half. [He'd give her one of his infamous stares, but those are even less effective than his voice right now. So just big eyes focused her way with an arched eyebrow.]
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[Yeah, even the full-powered stare would have absolutely no effect on Grune. Sorry, Smoker.]
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I was kidnapped by the Malnosso. [Gestures down vaguely at the boobs :|] Thus why I'm shorter. And a girl. [He's not entirely sure if she realized he was male before...]
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She looks a little startled at his words, however.]
Were you really gone for that long?
[That's a very long time to be away from your friends.]
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It took me awhile just to find out how long it was. Like I said... if I ever claim I want silence again just remind me of this time.
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I'm sorry you were alone for such a long time. I'm glad you're back now.
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Thanks. How's everything in the village been?
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Oh, things have been very good. There was a scavenger hunt and Helios had a snow sculpture contest!
[And there was a weekend at the end of January that everyone forgot and Ginia ran a town meeting...but you know.]
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[That's okay, he already heard about those things. And he's trying to put together pieces, so this helps.] Who won? Did you enter?
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[She tilts her head to one side just a little.] Maybe we can have another one, so you can play, too.
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Who organized it?
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[She just sort of stumbled onto it.]
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So what were people looking for in it?
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[Nope.]
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