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Nice of them to leave my jacket. [AWKWARD PAUSE. The voice coming from Smoker's journal account is not his usual. Or from a male at all.]

What's with my voice?! [That just squeaks there in high-pitched worry.]

Ah hell... I have boobs.

Fuck you Malnosso.

[He... she rather, clears her voice.]

S-Smoker is back... [That's a bit hesitant.] Ikki, he... he might need help. Jitte and kickboxing lessons will return to normal, sorry everyone about the delay. Could I have a headcount of everyone still wishing to take them? I might need to reorganize his schedules.

[The last part is muffled as he starts to shut the journal.]

Damn it! These jeans are way too big! Now what?!

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[Fucking Malnosso. First they take him. Then they bring him back a her, and they bring back Fujiko too...great. All this in the wake of Were-Yeti]

Hey Smoker. How're ya feelin?

I feel pretty.

[NO NOT REALLY. But he couldn't resist making SOME sort of joke. Since Zenigata asked.]

How do you think?

[Sorry man, he knows Zenigata is just concerned, but this is unsettling, and he's a jerk. Still there's a heavy sigh as he gets his snark under control.]

I'm not injured beyond being a foot and a half too short and... [Boobs :|]

How's everything here been?

You look...good. I guess?

Things have been alright. Lots of stuff going on with the town. I got kidnapped myself. The usual bullshit you know?

Up for a drink, then? [He's not missing a chance to make fun of Girl-Smoker. No sirree]

[Facepalms. Somehow that's worse. Don't mind him being bright red under that hand.]

Yeah. This place is like that. [He's relieved by Zenigata sounding so normal though.] Drinks would be great. What about the New Feathers? I met one of the Doctors. She sounds smarter than the usual bunch at least. [Oh Smoker, such a high opinion of everyone.]

Alright. I'll be by in a bit with some of the good stuff.

[He rubs his chin, thinking about the newcomers]

Well, yea. Adele? She's alright. Not too impressed with this kid, Yurippe or something silly like that. Seems like another rebel without a clue. Ehh, I dunno. Its the usual crop of kids, pests, and clods who've got no interest in an old man like me.

Perfect.

Yurippe? [Snorts in amusement. Real attractive as a woman XD] Sounds like the usual New Feather drop then. One diamond in the rough, and then all the rough. No marines?

Nope. No marines, no cops, no nothin' There may have been a few more pirates, but I ain't seen anyone with your uniform, or anything like it.

Gimme a minute, I'll be right over.

[He starts heading out the door, journal, and a fine bottle of scotch in hand]

Damn it. Even more pirates? Seriously. Tsk. Just what this world needs.

[Hanging out by the barracks, and wearing girl jeans, but he has not yet zipped up the jacket, because fuck that man. Zippers are for pansies, and he'll be damned if the Malnosso get him to change his ways with a sex-change.]

[Pops meanders up, and gives his sex-changed friend a once over.]

Hey, y'know, it doesn't look that bad. Better than me and that were-yeti nonsense. Got any glasses?

Were-yeti?

The breasts are still annoying. I can't do any proper stretches like this at all. At least I found pants.

[Gets out a pair of glasses and sets them down.]

Yea, Were-Yeti. I got grabbed a couple months back, and for some reason whenever I got mad I'd turn into some sorta yeti.

[He sorta snorts a bit as he pours them a couple of stout glasses of booze]

Either way, yea, I could see how breasts would be annoying. Still, you don't make a half bad woman.

[Amused grin. That's kind of funny for an experiment. Who knew they could turn people into zoans that easily?]

[And then it switches into a wary scowl on the next part as he drinks down his glass as fast as possible.]

I'll pretend that's a compliment. Maybe I should just be glad that Hina's not here to grope me and try to compare bust size.

[Pops takes a swig]

Yea, probably for the best. May wanna stay away from Lupin too. He's a notorious groper.

So, you remember anything from when you got grabbed? Or just a blur?

[Holds up a hand. It's after Lupin talked to him so...] He leered and I told him off. [Shudder.]

Nothing. Just a whole lot of silence and too much time to think.

For me it was all just weird sounds and bright lights. Gotta wonder how the fuck they do shit like this sometimes, and why.

Ah well, whatever.

It's a little fascinating how varied it is, but I suppose that's to be expected with the different factions. [Takes another drink.]

Yea, but hey, they're all bastards anyway.

So, you were getting oogled by Lupin then? Haha, that guy...

True enough.

[Scowls.] I feel like I should get tested for STDs already.

Haha, Lupin did touch you did he?

No.

I think he realizes he wouldn't have much of a hand left if he did that. Besides, he asked to meet on business.

Oh really? What did he want?

I can't say. [Drinks~]

But I told him to go talk to you, so you should expect a visit.

That reminds me though, what do you know Tony Stark's idiot fight club?

That Lupin got himself busted pretty good. Also, that Stark is apparently some sort of superhero. I've been busy, got a project of my own.

So he claims. [Rolls his eyes.] I fail to see how anything Stark has done is justice.

Oh?

While you were gone, that guy...he blew up his own apartment trying to make smoke bombs. I've started working on a shack thats out of the way. I don't want to deal with that idiot caving in my roof on accident.

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