[Why is he the only one upset about being a girl? Maybe it's not really such a big deal. Still, his tone is pretty sulky. Especially for Smoker who never ever ever sulks.]

No.

I'm short too now. I need... girl jeans though. [Ew. He had to saaaaay it. Out loud!]

And I heard I missed a month. Anything happen? Are you okay? Have you been keeping up your exercises? [Hello mothering habits? Where did those come from???]