Log 002

[justicereigns]

[She slowly drifts to awareness, feeling slightly heavy. The scent of tobacco lingering in the air. Has she been teleported to Sanji's bed again? She raises a hand to her forehead and stops. Her hand is too big. Her arm moves in a different way, a strange way and there is something...... off. Very off. Her body is not her body. Robin opens her eyes and finds herself in Zoro. ...Or, maybe not, though it certainly looks like Zoro minus the scars. Hmm. Pulling back the blankets she lifts the hem of her boxers and checks. Not Zoro then. Unless he has a very interesting dye job. The boxers themselves are white with a Marine logo on them.]

Interesting.

[Was that her voice? No...no of course not, it was his. Smoker, obviously. Who else? She can't seem to access any of his memories though, pity. Though on the other hand.... She concentrates for a moment and feels the changes, as if she has hands that can feel every square inch of air, sensitive to movement, air pressure, incredible power. Though it takes more effort to reform herself, himself? And when she does she finds she has left the boxers behind and it is another interesting sensation all together.]

Well, then.

[A moment later she is dressed and with practice acquired from a similar event, lights one cigar and then, remembering, the other, as she stares at the mirror and Smoker grimaces back at her.]

[This should be interesting.]

[Ooc: Robin will be everywhere today trying to see what trouble she can get into.]

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[toujours_reigns]

[Now what is she supposed to do with this? The woman is obviously flirting but it's hard to know what is the appropriate response. Robin leans against the door and folds her arms, grinning.]

You could say that.

[deadlyjuliet]

[Well, no use in being coy. She steps forward and tries to put her arms up around his neck.]

Do you like how I dressed to see you?

[aka, actually filling out the red dress instead of it being flat. And hey, curves. Those are new.]

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[toujours_reigns]

[Robin is too off guard to stop her, really. Though you might feel things starting to go a bit smoky until she forces things back to a solid state. When she does she finds her hands, Smoker's hands, already on the woman's hips as if it was a natural progression.]

[And Robin, though she doesn't know too much about such things, incessant flirting with Marco nonwithstanding, that this woman is very much attracted to Smoker. Though who can say if the relationship goes both ways. Still...]

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[toujours_reigns]

You're quite beautiful. [Because she was] Unfortunately, I'm not him. We seem to have switched bodies through a Malnosso experiment. [Though she says this softly]

I'm sorry, ne?

[deadlyjuliet]

[Wait.

....Wait, what?

Grell freezes when she hears the words and the strange lilt to Smoker's voice. It isn't like him to talk like that and even less like him to prank her. Even with the hands on her hips like always, it doesn't feel right and Grell backs away a step.]

Just what are you playing at?

[toujours_reigns]

[Robin lets her go. Raising her hands]

I'm not playing. Nothing with a Malnosso is a game. But if it's any consolation, I think his body likes you.

[deadlyjuliet]

Well, I should think it would after-- [Wait. So this person doesn't know her? But she or he knows Smoker.

Headache.

Grell sighs and touches her fingertips to her forehead.]

So just who are you if not the man I came here to see?

[toujours_reigns]

Now that would be telling. [Because kindness only goes so far]

[deadlyjuliet]

If you weren't in his body, I'd be tempted to make you bleed a little, just to see.

[Grell stares for a moment, then smiles and shrugs.]

I suppose I'll find out whenever he returns, though. I can wait. A girl has to be patient after all.

[toujours_reigns]

[Now she's curious. She cocks her head to the side]

How would bleeding help?

[deadlyjuliet]

Wouldn't you like to know?

[Grell smiles and curtsies.]

Privileged information, I'm afraid. Something he has right to, but not you, whoever you are.

[toujours_reigns]

Fair enough. [It's not particularly essential, no] Anything else you'd like to say?

[Because there are still a few more incriminating pictures to be made]

[deadlyjuliet]

Simply that it isn't kind to go about pretending you're someone you're not. [Such a hypocrite, yes.]

And inform me when he returns. We have unfinished business to attend to.