Smoker (
justicereigns) wrote2012-07-14 11:50 pm
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[There is absolutely no preamble to this, Smoker just jumps straight into what he considers the most important part in his usual growling tone. And he might be a little extra ticked off with his justice bro being gone. So there's that.]
I'm not sure which of you idiot pirates has my cuffs or what you're planning to do with them, but rest assured if I do not get them returned immediately, I will hunt you down to find them. And I will not be happy when I do. [He says like he's ever happy.]
For the rest of Luceti, welcome new feathers.
My name is Smoker and I'm still offering a variety of self defense classes outside the barracks daily, rain or shine. Jitte, kickboxing, it doesn't matter if you have no experience, if you want to learn you can stop by. Just because you're stuck here doesn't mean you can't keep getting stronger.
[And just like that he slams the journal shut, back to practicing jitte over by the barracks if someone wants to find him in person. He'll also be at the bar later that night drinking alone and looking grumpy.]
I'm not sure which of you idiot pirates has my cuffs or what you're planning to do with them, but rest assured if I do not get them returned immediately, I will hunt you down to find them. And I will not be happy when I do. [He says like he's ever happy.]
For the rest of Luceti, welcome new feathers.
My name is Smoker and I'm still offering a variety of self defense classes outside the barracks daily, rain or shine. Jitte, kickboxing, it doesn't matter if you have no experience, if you want to learn you can stop by. Just because you're stuck here doesn't mean you can't keep getting stronger.
[And just like that he slams the journal shut, back to practicing jitte over by the barracks if someone wants to find him in person. He'll also be at the bar later that night drinking alone and looking grumpy.]
[Voice]
Tch. Fine. Keep it that way.
[Voice]
What I meant, was that if you were honest with me, I wouldn't believe you either! If you stole something precious of mine, I may blame you first - because I don't like you. Isn't that what you're doing now? But for all you know, it could have been any resident that took your seastone handcuffs! Or maybe the Malnosso took them away, who knows? Yet you assume it was us pirates?
I'd have believed a marine so well known would be less petty. Horohorohoro...but you're all the same. You point fingers and blame without looking for facts.
[Voice]
Only pirates have motive, means, or knowledge of the cuffs to care and the Malnosso aren't in the habit of taking items already in possession by us away. Furthermore, the Whitebeard commanders purloined my jitte before, so don't impugn my investigation efforts. I didn't simply jump to the gun, I spent several days investigating before demanding the return.
[Voice]
Yet if you were so certain that the Straw Hat woman was to blame, then why accuse me?! I have nothing to do with those people, and they're as much my enemies as anyone else's! Don't group me together with them!
[Voice]
[Suspicious, but not a suspect. I'm sure that's great comfort to her.]
[Voice]
She snorts, mutters an insult under her breath, and snaps her journal shut. She doesn't need to play with stupid, rude people...!]