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justicereigns) wrote2013-10-19 07:30 pm
justicereigns) wrote2013-10-19 07:30 pm
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[voice]
[It never fails, right? Make a plan like a New Year's Resolution, and it's doomed to fail. Not even a mountain of perfectly stacked rocks seem to be enough to change his luck on that. Smoker's voice is predictably growly as usual.]
It looks like the rest of the New Feathers are done trickling in and that often means a new draft is coming. They do not seem to prefer acquiring fighters, and as such, even people unaccustomed to fighting need to be prepared. I teach basic self-defense, jitte, and kickboxing outside of the barracks every day. Anyone interested in learning is welcome to join in, or just stop by for warmups.
On a lighter note, I feel like making some ice cream. Anyone want some? Just name the flavor you want. Go wild. Just not rum, some miscreant, probably a pirate, ran off with all of it recently.
And whoever switched my cigars with "pumpkin spice," the joke's on you, I actually like it. So there.
It looks like the rest of the New Feathers are done trickling in and that often means a new draft is coming. They do not seem to prefer acquiring fighters, and as such, even people unaccustomed to fighting need to be prepared. I teach basic self-defense, jitte, and kickboxing outside of the barracks every day. Anyone interested in learning is welcome to join in, or just stop by for warmups.
On a lighter note, I feel like making some ice cream. Anyone want some? Just name the flavor you want. Go wild. Just not rum, some miscreant, probably a pirate, ran off with all of it recently.
And whoever switched my cigars with "pumpkin spice," the joke's on you, I actually like it. So there.
[Action]
The perpetrator of the pumpkin spice is living right under Smoker's roof.]
[Action]
[Well guess what Selphie. You are cut off at the pass!]
Selphie.
[One word from the grumpy tsun tsun marine with the folded arms at the door.]
[Wait for it.]
You want some ice cream?
[Action] 1/? + keywords
[Action] 2/?
[Action] 3/?
[Action] 4/4 DONE!
Who are you and what have you done with Smoker?
[Action]
Fine. [Growl.] Don't have any. I'll give it to all the nice kids of Luceti. [You know. If he can find one.]
[And because he's still annoyed:] What's wrong with ice cream?
[Action]
[Have a dubious look.] Nothing wrong with ice cream.
[She was expecting a quick death for messing with his cigars.]
[Action] 1/?
[Action] 2/?
[Action] 3/?
[Action] 4/?
[Action] 5/?
Bad Selphie.
[Action] 6/9
[Action] 7/9
[Action] 8/9
So long as you still have my marine cigars you can still have ice cream.
[Action] 9/9
But the flavor will be a surprise.
[Action]
[They've been in her room for the past few days sitting on top of her dresser.]
[Action]
I'll consider it.
But you still have to eat a scoop of mystery flavor. For revenge. [Smoker is bad at this whole revenge thing, okay.]
[Don't worry, it's just going to be caramel pumpkin. He needs a test dummy.]
[Action]
[She scoots into her room really quick and comes back out with his marine cigars in her hands.]
I gotta do what I gotta do. Sorry I took your cigars, Smoker.
[Action]
No harm done. Like I said, they're not bad, so...
[Ruffles her head.]
Come make some French vanilla with me. Especially since I don't know the difference between regular vanilla and French.
[Action]
I think we need vanilla bean pods? I'm not too sure those to be honest. We'd probably have to pop off to the library to make sure and then to the store to grab them.
We could always make chocolate instead though.
[Action]
[Rubs the back of his neck. This was a lot more ambitious than he was counting on, but all right! TO THE LIBRARY!] We'll figure it out, come on.
[Gets walking!]
[Action]
[Selphie frowns at Smoker as she runs over to the door and slips into a pair of well-used looking boots.]
Slow down for the vertically challenged.