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[justicereigns]

[It never fails, right? Make a plan like a New Year's Resolution, and it's doomed to fail. Not even a mountain of perfectly stacked rocks seem to be enough to change his luck on that. Smoker's voice is predictably growly as usual.]

It looks like the rest of the New Feathers are done trickling in and that often means a new draft is coming. They do not seem to prefer acquiring fighters, and as such, even people unaccustomed to fighting need to be prepared. I teach basic self-defense, jitte, and kickboxing outside of the barracks every day. Anyone interested in learning is welcome to join in, or just stop by for warmups.

On a lighter note, I feel like making some ice cream. Anyone want some? Just name the flavor you want. Go wild. Just not rum, some miscreant, probably a pirate, ran off with all of it recently.

And whoever switched my cigars with "pumpkin spice," the joke's on you, I actually like it. So there.

Comments

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[ilyana]

Did you say... ice cream?

[There's definitely a bit of a twinkle in Ilyana's eyes.]

[Video]

[justicereigns]

[Oh hey. It's the girl with the perpetual sweet tooth.]

Err, yeah. What kind of flavor do you like?

[Video]

[ilyana]

[She can't help it that people are always offering sugary things. Come to think of it, she hadn't thought this guy would still be here, but some faces are more permanent than others it would seem.]

Every kind... err I mean that is to say... vanilla.

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[justicereigns]

I don't mind making a lot, but wouldn't you get bored with just five scoops of that?

[That's right, he's dissing vanilla.]

[Video]

[ilyana]

Well... what flavors do you like?

[Well she wasn't particularly picky, she just didn't like things that tasted bad.]

[Video]

[justicereigns]

All except fish or lobster.

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[ilyana]

[What? No... what?! Fish and Lobster?! What in Ashera's name is *that* for a flavor of ice cream?!? Congratulations Smoker, you managed to find common ground on what she views as disgusting flavors.]

Fish... and Lobster...? Who would create such at thing? Never mind eat it.

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[justicereigns]

I made it. Copying some other people in my world.

And a cat here ate it. I didn't feel like torturing anyone else with it.

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[ilyana]

... Oh...

[Well now she feels a bit guilty.]

Umm... well at least you tried... thinking outside the box?

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[justicereigns]

Hah. I didn't even feel brave enough to try it myself, but the cat said it was delicious.

So what flavors do you want, kiddo?