justicereigns: (Hardly)
Smoker ([personal profile] justicereigns) wrote2013-10-19 07:30 pm

[voice]

[It never fails, right? Make a plan like a New Year's Resolution, and it's doomed to fail. Not even a mountain of perfectly stacked rocks seem to be enough to change his luck on that. Smoker's voice is predictably growly as usual.]

It looks like the rest of the New Feathers are done trickling in and that often means a new draft is coming. They do not seem to prefer acquiring fighters, and as such, even people unaccustomed to fighting need to be prepared. I teach basic self-defense, jitte, and kickboxing outside of the barracks every day. Anyone interested in learning is welcome to join in, or just stop by for warmups.

On a lighter note, I feel like making some ice cream. Anyone want some? Just name the flavor you want. Go wild. Just not rum, some miscreant, probably a pirate, ran off with all of it recently.

And whoever switched my cigars with "pumpkin spice," the joke's on you, I actually like it. So there.
hero_of_smiles: (How about no)

[personal profile] hero_of_smiles 2013-10-29 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Okay fine. So, you're cigars are like that. Tobacco STILL causes cancer. Not to mention a whole bunch load of other stuff.

[Oh and wait, what?]

How did we even get on the subject of fruit in this?