justicereigns: (Hardly)
Smoker ([personal profile] justicereigns) wrote2013-10-19 07:30 pm

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[It never fails, right? Make a plan like a New Year's Resolution, and it's doomed to fail. Not even a mountain of perfectly stacked rocks seem to be enough to change his luck on that. Smoker's voice is predictably growly as usual.]

It looks like the rest of the New Feathers are done trickling in and that often means a new draft is coming. They do not seem to prefer acquiring fighters, and as such, even people unaccustomed to fighting need to be prepared. I teach basic self-defense, jitte, and kickboxing outside of the barracks every day. Anyone interested in learning is welcome to join in, or just stop by for warmups.

On a lighter note, I feel like making some ice cream. Anyone want some? Just name the flavor you want. Go wild. Just not rum, some miscreant, probably a pirate, ran off with all of it recently.

And whoever switched my cigars with "pumpkin spice," the joke's on you, I actually like it. So there.
niepokonany: (Y'all don't know me!)

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[personal profile] niepokonany 2013-10-23 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait--so it doesn't even do anything? Come on, that's so lame, why would they bother?

And how come we have to take care of stuff for the Mal-whatevers? Like, ok, my wings are pretty rad, but seriously, how are their fights my business? I'm kind of in the middle of some stuff!

...Also, um, isn't it a little cold for that?
Edited 2013-10-23 21:25 (UTC)
niepokonany: (What if I lost my direction?)

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[personal profile] niepokonany 2013-10-24 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. So basically what you're saying is, we have to fight and junk because the sketchy weirdos who kidnapped us can't protect us from the even sketchier weirdos.

That sounds super legit.