Post I

[justicereigns]

My full report on recent events has been despatched (request file 093-AL-83771-D.14). To summarise for those idiots too lazy to check it, I appear to be missing much of my memory from several months after the Alabasta Incident, approximately ten months in total. The likely suspect is Captain Retcon (holder of the Memory-Memory Fruit), who was nearby when I woke two days ago, after what appears to be a fight between us. Firefist Ace was also in the area and apparently also somehow involved, although he fled shortly thereafter.

I need a full sitrep, and any informal information about events during my missing time would be appreciated. Preferably not from the Vice Admiral.


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PUBLIC:

I'm back. You've been warned.

That's all.

Comments

[marinegrandpa.livejournal.com]

Which Vice Admiral?

HI JUSTICE SON!

Is that why Acey can't remember stuff?

[justicereigns]

I'll give you a hint: It's you.

And I have no idea what you mean by the rest of that shit.

ooc: *hacks because she misses him*

[doubleppk]

Captain Smoker!! You're back!!

[justicereigns]

Apparently so.

[hacks filters cause he is a dick]

[sandlogia.livejournal.com]

Smoker-kun! I missed you.

Care for me to fill you in?

1/2

[doubleppk]

2/2

[doubleppk]

Not like Smoker would believe anything you say moron.

[Is not amused]

[justicereigns]

When the fuck did you get out of prison, Crocodile?

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Yeah great it's you.

Do me a favor and tell Jii-san to stop hallucinating.

[justicereigns]

Pirate.

You mean he isn't drunk?

[meitouhunter.livejournal.com]

A-ah! Sir! Are you doing alright?

[marinegrandpa.livejournal.com]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII YOU!

[justicereigns]

I'm fine, Ensign. Stop worrying.

[antipollyanna.livejournal.com]

I.... have no idea who you are...

But I feel vaguely intimidated anyway...

[justicereigns]

There's no need to be intimidated, unless you're a criminal.

Which you'd better not be.

[fairytaildemon.livejournal.com]

Welcome back.

My name is Mirajane, I'm fairly new here so I haven't had the pleasure of meeting you yet.

[justicereigns]

Thank you, Miss. Captain Smoker of the Marines. Technically Commodore, but only on the paperwork.

[saint-rosette.livejournal.com]

Even if I'm new to this world - Welcome back!

[justicereigns]

Hn. Thank you.

OOC

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Hey, apologies for not being in the mod account, but just to let you know, you should not be making posts with multiple security levels. Please review the game rules, thanks!

Re: OOC

[justicereigns]

Shit, sorry. Thought I saw it used before. DX

Is it okay if I keep this one like it, or do I have to repost? *grovels*

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

Oh good, smoke guy's back! You and Ace were gone for a loooong time.

[justicereigns]

Straw Hat.

IGNORE MY LAST TAG DX

[kirin-ja.livejournal.com]

Hello, Commodore.

1/2 - I SEE NO TAG! XD

[justicereigns]

... You look familiar.