ooc: LUCY! YOU GOT SOME ESPLAININ' TO DO!

[justicereigns]

Great. I'm covered in seagulls. Anyone know a good way to get rid of several THOUSAND seagulls?!! Every time I get rid of a hundred or so, a dozen more appear.

God damn it. I told Portgas those birds were dirty.

Now who the fuck sent him a whistle that summons every fucking seagull in 100 mile radius?! Do you have ANY idea how many of those there are on this ocean? 'Fess up now and I'll go easier on you than if you make me hunt you down. And rest assured moron, I will find you.

Comments

[flatlikeawall.livejournal.com]

This is the sparring?

[justicereigns]

No. That is early every morning when I finally kick the idiot awake.

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

Could I have the whistle?

[justicereigns]

Why?

At the moment it's evidence in an ongoing investigation.

[samurai-parfait.livejournal.com]

Try lighting a fart.

[justicereigns]

That would be Portgas' department. And so far the fire isn't completely scaring them off.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Hey.

[justicereigns]

Wolf.

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

Does your ship have a horn of some kind? That might startle them.

[justicereigns]

No good.

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

Hey!! Why are you hanging out with Ace? What's going on?!

[justicereigns]

Because he insisted I need a vacation and since I happen to have one right now lying to him about it for the month wasn't really worth the time.

What the hell do you want punk?

[lu-dao-gu-niang.livejournal.com]

Oh that sounds very troublesome...

[justicereigns]

It's certainly irritating yes.

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

Let's call it a draw.

[justicereigns]

What?

[lilpinkmenace.livejournal.com]

Heehee~ Just kill 'em all!

[justicereigns]

Killing them all would be bad. Then seakings would come after their carcasses. Even the few we killed just summoned more of the buggers.

[xwitchy-womanx.livejournal.com]

That just proves this 'Ace' is a menace.

ooc: 1/2

[justicereigns]

He is. Yes.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Seagulls?
Ah!! Ahahahaha.

[justicereigns]

This your fault brat?

[onewithwild.livejournal.com]

Seagulls? They sound like crows.

ooc: yes, a flock of crows is called a murder proving that they're EEEEVIIIIIL

[justicereigns]

They're not. Seagulls are gray and slightly less annoying. Also at times: graceful.

It's a flock of seagulls, not a murder of crows.

[witch-ofthewest.livejournal.com]

Surely they will stop arriving after a while.

[justicereigns]

One can only hope.

[sageofthewind.livejournal.com]

Ohh...seagulls?
Hmm...do you have any Hyoi Pears? You could use those to get rid of them!

[justicereigns]

Hiya Pears what?

[justicereigns]

Trust me we tried that, it doesn't work. There's too many of them and it just encourages them.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

That was totally not my fault. Much.

[justicereigns]

Uh-huh. And blowing the whistle again and again to scare them off? Whose bright idea was that?

Names brat. I want names. Who gave you the whistle?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

As much as I must say I find this incredibly amusing, and it reminds me of a song I wrote, It was not I.

[justicereigns]

... Do I want to know what song?