justicereigns | NOT waxing poetic

Current Mood: pensive
Current Location: Shambun Island
Current Music: September in the Rain

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NOT waxing poetic

Fall rains always seem so cleansing even on filthy streets of pirate ports like Loguetown or Shambun. Still a pain in the ass to keep cigars lit in.

I'll be out all day. I've narrowed down most of the possible places for the pirates to be so now it's just a matter of smoking them out. Tashigi is in charge of getting the brig ready for any more prisoners but Rinali I expect you and Lady to do your part and help. Fiyero, you too. Job to do people, do it.

Leo I found something you might be interested in.

Karen...

Hn.

~~We should...~~ This music box is for me? Not Tashigi, right?

There's a baseball diamond on the island but I still can't find the time to see it. I suppose it doesn't matter in this rain as it is. Almost makes me miss Loguetown except never that.

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You like baseball?

It's a good sport!

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You like things?

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Didn't we go over this?! Yes! I have a life outside of justice! I told you before!

Yeah, but you didn't have any examples!

Because I started baseball for the same reason as kickboxing and stacking rocks. I don't expect people to get it.

I read too but it's philosophy, tactics, politics, history, so forth.

You're like a fucking emo kid. Ooh, I'm so deep and tormented, nobody understand my complex issues~

Boring shit. Not a hobby.

What issues?

Whatever. I don't have hobbies then. Just outlying interests.

Dude, you're pretty much made of issues.

Uh-huh. So how's your outlying interest in Karen going?

Still got less than you.

Hn. Complicated. Women are confusing.

Scarf was a good idea though. Thanks.

And it started going somewhere? Now I'm just confused.

Yeah, right.

Told you.

...What happened?

Hn. Minute I was adult again we wound up sleeping together and then I don't know it's all messed up.

She arranged for a "date" with that asshole Lovino. But she's getting information out of him on the other countries so I mean I can respect that but... Lovino. He's like a mentally retarded alley cat.

And I know you said only gay guys and husbands buy clothes for girls but I have to get her something, she keeps running around in nighties.... which I keep tearing apart. Sort of on accident. They're annoying.

Oh. Really? Fuckin' A, man. Messed up how? Is she being all weird and girl on you? You think she regrets it or something?

...Huh. Well...is she doing it 'cause she wants information out of him, or is it more like she's trying to tell you she just wants a casual thing so she can see other people too?

Wow. ...My immediate instinct here is "just get her more nighties".

No, god no, not that. She's just being... Confusing. Typical woman. Says something and you don't know if she means it like that or something else entirely.

Information. Pretty sure now. But damn. What a way to go about it. I mean the guy offers a tour to EVER single girl here and he doesn't anything about any of the areas he's just a complete sleazebag. I'm not doubting her skills but how much information can he really give? He's just going to try to hit on her the entire time. Why even put up with that crap? And it's not like I don't have any information on him. She could have just asked.

Hah I am. But she's got to have something more than just the coat to get around town in I mean damn.

Right, so, being weird and girl.

So...yeah. Are you sure she's not trying to tell you something? Did you ask?

Probably. I don't know anything about clothes, though. Ask Fuji, maybe. Or some other chick you know. You've got girls on your crew, right? What about the half blind chick who follows you around?

Yeah.

Kind of. I don't know. We got in a pretty big argument over it before she told me she was just spying on him. I'm thinking I'll just tail their date at a good distance. To make sure she's safe. I told her she could go see others if she wanted and then she called my jealous cute? Damn infuriating woman is confusing.

Tashigi doesn't know much about clothes. She just wears jeans like me and then weird print shirts. I mean personally I'm grateful but most guys don't look twice beyond the glasses but... It's not like I want to pick out her clothes or anything. Just pay for it. Is that sexist? Damn I'd have to ask Hina.

...That is pretty confusing. You can't just tail her date, though, that's stupid. I mean...I guess you can, but don't get caught.

Yeah, she's female, ask her. I got no fucking clue.

Getting caught is stupid. I'm very discreet. White Hunter. I tail criminals all the time. Besides I have real criminals to follow too. If I get spotted I'll just pretend I was following one of them.

Tch. I really just want to pound his face into pavement a couple dozen times. I should probably find some pirates to arrest.

It's fine.

I owe you another drink though. For the scarf and... other crap.

Uh-huh.

I'm keeping a running tab, you know. You're up to three.

Hm. I always pay my debts. Just gotta find time. And a place.

Oh hey. Talk to your earthbending kid about slavery. He's got some real issues to work out there.

Yeah, yeah.

...I know.

Maya and some of the Vongola are thinking of meeting up for kickball. I could buy you a drink when my marines win.

I figured you might.

Any heads I should be expecting soon or are you thinking of dragging in whole bodies next time?

So you can buy me two when you lose.

Thinking of sticking to whole bodies this time. Maybe even live ones.

I have some faith in my men not to be completely incompetent... even if I have to tell them all the rules.

Astounding. I'll save a place on the island prison.

Of kickball?

If you're not sending them to Impel Down I'm not sending them to you.

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