NOT waxing poetic

[justicereigns]

Fall rains always seem so cleansing even on filthy streets of pirate ports like Loguetown or Shambun. Still a pain in the ass to keep cigars lit in.

I'll be out all day. I've narrowed down most of the possible places for the pirates to be so now it's just a matter of smoking them out. Tashigi is in charge of getting the brig ready for any more prisoners but Rinali I expect you and Lady to do your part and help. Fiyero, you too. Job to do people, do it.

Leo I found something you might be interested in.

Karen...

Hn.

We should... This music box is for me? Not Tashigi, right?

There's a baseball diamond on the island but I still can't find the time to see it. I suppose it doesn't matter in this rain as it is. Almost makes me miss Loguetown except never that.

Comments

[whiteflagging.livejournal.com]

A what?! No way!! But he says he stops pirates!

[buonobuono-ooh.livejournal.com]

But we ARE pirates!

[whiteflagging.livejournal.com]

WAAAAAH?! PIRATES?! WHEN DID YOU ALL BECOME PIRATES??

[justicereigns]

He's mistaken. So far only Spain has a bounty, Russia is on my list but the other countries seem fine.

You don't have to be a pirate.

[buonobuono-ooh.livejournal.com]

I wasn't talking about bounties, sandpaper dick.

[justicereigns]

Oh and what fearsome piratical thing have you done lately?

Stop fantasizing about me. If sandy penises turn you on so much go look up one ex-shichibukai Crocodile.

[buonobuono-ooh.livejournal.com]

Yes. I want you. I want a stupid retarded fuck like you.

[justicereigns]

Sorry kid. I like someone else.

[buonobuono-ooh.livejournal.com]

I don't give a fuck. What is with you guys thinking that I like you just because I hate you.

[whiteflagging.livejournal.com]

Spain nii-chan has a bounty?

[justicereigns]

For posting child pornography on the internet.

[buonobuono-ooh.livejournal.com]

HE DID?!

[justicereigns]

We already went over this.

[buonobuono-ooh.livejournal.com]

That wasn't porn, needledick.

[el-tomatino.livejournal.com]

They're not true!! They're a misunderstanding!!

[whiteflagging.livejournal.com]

W-Why do they think you did that then??

[el-tomatino.livejournal.com]

They just misinterpreted certain things!! You know I wouldn't do that, right??

[whiteflagging.livejournal.com]

Uhm....

[buonobuono-ooh.livejournal.com]

WHEN WE BECAME FUCKING BADASS.

[whiteflagging.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh! That means you have a ship, right?! Will you come save me from the sea monsters??

[buonobuono-ooh.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm the captain of this ship. We could pick you up and you can never eat tomatoes again!

[justicereigns]

... You're banning him from tomatoes? Seems kind of harsh.

Other Italy, I'll rescue you and you can still eat tomatoes.

[buonobuono-ooh.livejournal.com]

I MEANT TO SAY POTATOES, ASSWIPE!!

AND STOP INTERRUPTING MY CONVERSATION WITH MY BROTHER!!!

[justicereigns]

It's in my journal. Aside from which it's my job to protect innocent people; innocent countries included.

[whiteflagging.livejournal.com]

Don't fight with him, Brother! Mr. Smoker's as nice as Germany.