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New bounties will be out soon. That means more paperwork to deal with.

Great.

On the brighter side, I'm sure there'll be a lot of disappointed pirates out there, which warms my shrivelled heart.

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I think of my self-control as being generally good... but there are some instances when you just need to get away from the moronics before you snap. Snap bones, to be specific.

Well if you have to snap bones, you have to snap bones. Just make sure they're disposable.

If they're bones from my superiors' limbs, then they're probably not.

We're back to your job sucks.

The journey's shit, but the destination's good.

What's the destination?

Some more justice in the world, and sick fucks dead or imprisoned.

I guess sometimes that's ours too. But we don't work with the government.

... I take it you're not bounty hunters.

Gon and I are Hunters.

Hunters?

Yeah. We're pro Hunters in our world. Apparently that job doesn't exist here so we're just having fun until we find a way back.

As long as you're not committing crimes, that's fine by me. You're at least saner than 99% of the Grand Line, in any case.

Ahh right! That's cause I'm awesome.

Sanity is so rare on the Grand Line that anyone who shows evidence of it is fairly impressive.

You're not such a bad guy.

I'm sure I could round up a few hundred people who'd disagree with you. Vehemently.

Why would you want to?

... because I can't believe that someone would actually be serious about telling me I'm 'not a bad guy'?

You the self-hating sort?

Anyway, I'm sure if you tried you could change my mind.

Not really. It's just that 'universally disliked' is pretty much my defining trait.

I'm sure I'll succeed.

*I* like you! and so does Bra-gun and idiot rubber grandson!

Doesn't say much for any of your tastes or sanity.

Yeah yeah. Love you too old bastard.

Or for mine.

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