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New bounties will be out soon. That means more paperwork to deal with.

Great.

On the brighter side, I'm sure there'll be a lot of disappointed pirates out there, which warms my shrivelled heart.

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I used to wear black.

There's I reason I don't want to now.

Blue and green don't look good on me and everything else is boring.

Hm.

You'd look reasonably acceptable in dark colours.

Purple's too gay. I guess I could go navy but it's a little close to black for my tastes right now. I want to burn bright.~

You just want me in marine teal don't you?

As long as you don't burn my eyes out.

Hardly, but I'm glad you admit it's teal and not 'green'.

That might be preferable to some of the mental images I'd give you.~

No. You wear green. OTHER marines wear teal.

Of skull tables?

... you've permanently damaged either your eyes or your brain, and I'm not sure which I'd prefer to believe.

Who says that was me?

Your hair is more teal than your jacket.

Oh, right. We're all pretending to be stupid about that. Of course.

So you're admitting my hair's green?

The artist hasn't come out of hiding. Probably because he or she will get hugged. Which means squeezed to death. Would YOU want to get hugged by Jii-jii?

... no! It's grey. And your jacket is green. VERY green. See, MORE green than your hair.

Actually, he wants to hug Reborn now. I'd warn him, if I were you.

My hair = green. Just admit it.

... Poor Mr. Reborn. :( Well it's not like Jii-jii can find him?? Maybe???

No. It's grey. And your jacket is green. Your hair might be a little blue. MIGHT.

... it's your grandfather. Wanting to hug someone. Do you honestly think he can't find him?

Should I be giving positive reinforcement here?

lkjdalkssd Scary.

Huh? Ha! I don't think you've got anything I want you're willing to give up.

I was an Ensign on his ship. It was like time and space meant nothing. Wherever he wanted to be, we'd get there. ... It was fairly terrifying, now I think about it.

Sarcasm, idiot.

... Yeah. And yet people still ask why I didn't become a marine. Seriously. Think about it a little.

I know. Your hair still comes closest to matching your jitte in that icon but it sort of almost matches the sky a little. A LITTLE.

Well, when you put it like that...

Green-blue, Portgas. Never grey. Still a while before that happens... or at least until you and your brother get to be even worse.

Yup.

Very very grey. Can we even get worse?

It wouldn't be certain you'd have been assigned to him, though.

Very much not grey. You can ALWAYS get worse. Law of the universe.

You said it yourself, he's wherever you don't want him. He'd have found a way.

Very very very grey. Huh. That's good to know. I'll have to tell Lu so we can try really hard!

I suppose you don't know about the official Garp Opt-Out Clause.

Anti-grey. ... what have I created.

Oh? What's that?

The greyest grey can be. Yeah. What HAVE you done? Mwahahahaha. I need to find out if he has any ways to make things worse. Maybe we can get Lucci's suggestions and then bug him too.

If you graduate in the top ten of an Academy class, you can specifically request not to be placed on Garp's ship. It came into force eight years ago, after the Brass got tired of him snapping new recruits' sanities.

I'll just kill myself and get it over with.

AHAHAHAH! Even still. It's JII-JII. In the marines at ALL he'd hunt me down and make me drink tea with him.

That's depressing. Then you'll never get to see the surprise I planned for you.~

You could handle a short time around him, every now and then.

Oh hell. Is this the fashion show thing?

I already do as a pirate. It'd be a LOT more if I was a marine.

Yeah.~ But don't tell Jii-jii or he'll hug the stuffing out of me for that too.