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[justicereigns]

Age is just a number. 34. 35. Close enough, right?

[There's a drunk slur to his words followed by the clink of rocks being stacked and summarily falling over.]

Damn it! These rocks are defective. [As opposed to functional rocks?] Tashigi!

[....] Oh right. She's not here. Tch. Maybe a whole rum cake wasn't such a great idea after all.

[This has been a public service announcement. Don't drink and post folks. Anyone looking to find our drunk White Hunter might find him stomping around the dark, looking for non-defective... rocks. He's also carrying around a bottle of Rhum brand rum. And he's a prime target for messing with. Happy Birthday Smoker.]

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[justicereigns]

I'm here.

Aren't I?

I think so. No wait. No water. Fine! I'm coming!! [Grumps along.]

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[roboredom.livejournal.com]

DON'T WASTE MY TIME ANYMORE! [He's beginning to get bored and kind of wants to punt a small animal or something. ):]

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[justicereigns]

[Jeez be more like Boa Hancock or something.]

Fine I'm here!

The hell kind of armor is that?

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[roboredom.livejournal.com]

[Damn right he will.]

DON'T INSULT ME LIKE THAT! THIS IS MY SKIN! [Or casing. Whichever.]

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[justicereigns]

[Kicking puppies and baby seals! You fiend!]

Oh. Well, whatever. [Although smacking metal with metal might not produce as much pain as he'd hoped. Darn.]

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[roboredom.livejournal.com]

[He can be dented, if that helps.] ARE YOU PREPARED TO FACE ME?

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[justicereigns]

[If nothing else, Smoker will probably just shift to smoke and drunkenly stumble-ish and smack the ground. :| It will be epic battle! Obviously.]

BRING IT ON PUNK!

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[roboredom.livejournal.com]

[Why is there smoke. Is he overheating.] COME ON!

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[justicereigns]

[Yes.]

No you! Don't tell me what to do! [Worst fight sequence, ever.]

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[roboredom.livejournal.com]

[And Robo-Ky isn't even drunk.] I'LL DO ANYTHING I WANT.

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[justicereigns]

[They're so hardcore.]

Then do it and shut up! [Wait, wut.]

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[roboredom.livejournal.com]

FINE! I WILL!

[And he's shooting laser beams from his eyes at Smoker's feet, because he can.]

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[justicereigns]

[Just moves and shifts to smoke where it's too hot.] That's the best you got? Flashlights?

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[roboredom.livejournal.com]

[Flashlights!?] STOP CHEATING!

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[justicereigns]

[Laser beams. And he's drunk.]

Nah man, don't feel like it. [Moves closer with the jitte.]

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[roboredom.livejournal.com]

[Then Smoker can have a rocket fist! Because Robo-Ky is angry at his cheating!]

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[justicereigns]

[Unfortunately, Smoker's drunk and his reflexes are dulled, especially on top of the powers being dimmed. So he's just taking that punch hard with a small grunt and narrowing his eyes and aiming to pounce and smack Ky with his jitte.]

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[roboredom.livejournal.com]

[Robo-Ky is a short an arm for a moment! So, while he's busy trying to deal with that loss, he's getting a jitte in his face because he wasn't paying much attention.

... He's been dented.]

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[justicereigns]

[Normally Smoker wouldn't let up at this, but the thing seems pretty out of it already so he's pulling back into a defensive posture again, eyes still narrowed and hyper-focused on the enemy at hand.]

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[roboredom.livejournal.com]

[If he were human, he'd be complaining about a headache right about now. But he's not, so he's kind of stumbling back onto the ground, trying to figure out what just happened and why his vision was... perhaps a little messed up.

Don't worry. He's got this fight in the bag. Definitely.] WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

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[justicereigns]

I failed to get my ass handed to me.

Want to try that again? I'll be on guard this time.

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[roboredom.livejournal.com]

[Is that... taunting? Oh. Oh. Oh. It's on.] THAT'S IT! I'LL DESTROY YOU RIGHT NOW!

[With that! He just waits, sword in hand. Which he got back, by the way.]

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[justicereigns]

[It's definitely taunting and Smoker hasn't moved out of his defensive stance with the jitte at the ready.]

Oh, I'm quaking in my boots.

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[roboredom.livejournal.com]

GOOD! [He's going to start his approach with a quick dash forward, and wildly swing his sword around because hey, why not?]

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[justicereigns]

Tch. No control. [Smacks the arm with the sword and goes to pin Ky down, though being a robot, this is a lot less effective, how do you hit vital organs with a police club on a robot after all?]