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[Just strangles with one hand.]

I take it back, you're not ever cute. Worst bad dog. Not even trainable to fetch things.

[grabs onto his wrist with one hand but accepts his punishment as his due and puffs out his cheeks, looking away]

Sorry to disappoint, Taisa...

[............. OH GOD NO.]

[STOP BEING CUTE.]

[Just drops him and double facepalms.]

WHY?!

Because it's funny when you're mad?

[Bonks hard on top of the head.]

[Smoker needs to what, then? Become stoic? Or knowing his luck... that'll just egg Ace on.]

[Smoker could turn the tables again, but that could also lead to very very bad things.]

[What is his life?]

[DEEP BREATH.]

[Fuming. You know... literally of course.]

I'm always mad!

[Shakes violently and strangles again.]

[ahh. He is a bad dog. Such a bad dog.

But despite the shaking and strangling the explosion just ...

makes him crack up.

He doesn't know why.

He's just a terrible black hearted pirate or something and can't help it]

[Her voice is muffled, but she's shouting loud enough to be heard.]

Smoker! Quiet down! There are other people here too!

[oh, that must be her!]

Sorry about that, baby!

[Punches Ace's face with his off hand so he can keep strangling.]

I told you not to do that!

[... Guh. What is he? A bad dog barking too loud too?!]

[WHAT IS HIS LIFE?!]

[That... was not Smoker's voice that answered her, and now she's scrambling. There's the thud of her footsteps coming before she bursts into the room]

What's going on here?!

[why is it the more homicidal Smoker gets the happier Ace is? And oh look, a visitor]

Hey there, sweetheart. Come to join the fun?

[gags a little from the pressure of Smoker's hand. ...but happily?]

Edited 2016-07-29 23:18 (UTC)

[PUNCHES ACE IN THE FACE AGAIN.]

Portgas.

Would you kindly inform this idiot he's acting exactly like the rest of G-5?

[Just... standing there, stunned.]

I... don't remember the G-5 enjoying it when you hit them, sir.

[ow! That had hurt. Well he'd let it. But that's fine. He's going to enjoy this for pure stubborn spite]

This is nothing. I've been... [grips Smoker's wrist hard] kicked worse by a baby.

[it's getting a bit extreme now but he refuses to give in. He's going to tand it for as long as he can]

[....]

[Smoker is so torn.]

[On the one hand...]

[Tashigi had a good point.]

[And that was mildly traumatizing.]

[He was engaged in a pseudo S&M relationship with a pirate and Tashigi had seen the darkest depths of his shame. There was no going back from this ever.]

[On other hand...]

[The part of his brain that wasn't deeply ashamed, and frankly a little freaked out, was far too stubborn to let a PIRATE gain the upper hand on anything.]

[And surely if he stopped it would be letting Portgas win.]

[And that would be terrible.]

[TIGHTENS HIS GRIP A LITTLE!!!]

I'm sure he's just faking it so I'll let him go!

[... Right?]

[Probably????]

[Then again.....????!!!?!?!?]

[HADN'T ALL THIS STARTED BECAUSE PORTGAS WOULDN'T STOP ASKING SMOKER ABOUT MASOCHISM!?]

[Smoker lets go with a shudder.]

[And backslaps him hard.]

[Now what.]

[He can't arrest him, he can't let him go, how the hell is he supposed to handle this if EVEN CHOKING HIM WOULDN'T WORK?!]

[staggers from the sudden hit and is immediately pissed. Asshole! It's one thing to strangle him but...that!

His fist bursts into flame]

Alright you fuckface! Come on!

[aiming a fire punch right for your stupid head]

Take it outside if you are going to fight like that.

[ When did Adela get downstairs and into the area? Who knows, she's still in her pajamas and has bags under her eyes though - it's been another sleepless night for her, and these two aren't helping.

She really doesn't care if Tashigi sees it either, and without further adieu a couple of socket wrenches fly from their places on the shelves to fly just barely by both Ace's and Smoker's heads. It could be taken as her missing, but if the level of irritation on her expression is any indication it was more likely a warning, that an 'or else' is basically implied.

Better be aware of just how much metal is in that garage, boys. ]

[Flying metal or not, Smoker just growled and tackled Ace's shoulders, rolling him in a wrestling pinning move.]

[He must have heard the demand however, since he hit the garage door to take it well... outside.]

[On the one hand, she's incredibly grateful to Adela.]

[On the other hand, now she has to figure out if what she's doing is something like a devil fruit (The Wrench Wrench fruit?) or something else entirely.]

[In the meantime, she'll just... take a step to the side. She needs a moment to process, and it looks as though Adela has this handled.]

Fuck you!

[snapped at her but before it can sink in he and Smoker are tumbling outside in a wrestling pinning move--

A pinning move

Son of a bitch!]

Don't take me so lightly, bastard!

[explodes in a fireball and a few nearby windows crack from the heat]

[ Might want to think that Tashigi, because she seems surprised at Ace. She tenses, grip tightening on the crutch as she watches. He's... Out of control.

Like fire. ]

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