Joy.

[justicereigns]

I'm aware you're all sick of the unicorns. Deal with it, it's not as though I asked for this to happen. To whatever idiot thought it would be cute to send my ensign a pie, come forward now if you want leniency. Apparently the stories about unicorns wanting to protect innocent maidens and virgins is true. So do me a favor and if you fall into the category, stay the fuck away from me or I'll take a leaf from the leopard's book and trample you. First person to make a crack about my horn being cleft like a jitte god damn it gets the honor of being choked, thrown in my brig and force-fed the remaining pie.

That is all.

Comments

[justicereigns]

So it would seem. I spent a good part of my morning nuzzling my now horrified Ensign.

[onewithwild.livejournal.com]

Ahah, it doesn't look bad.

I think someone is still making pies out of the pears. Weird.

[justicereigns]

Hn.

Great. I have to send in an incident report stating a piece of pie turned me in a unicorn. I am never going to hear the end of this.

I have never heard of pear pie before.

[onewithwild.livejournal.com]

Well, Miranda tried it. I didn't get to eat it since she threw it to the ocean.

[justicereigns]

One of these days my men will learn to be careful about what food they pick up. Today is not that day apparently.

[onewithwild.livejournal.com]

They also ate the pie?!

[justicereigns]

No. After they saw what happened to me they saved it.

[onewithwild.livejournal.com]

That's good then. It'd be complicated if everyone transformed into unicorns.

[justicereigns]

Immensely. With any luck I'll be back to normal soon.

[onewithwild.livejournal.com]

Everyone says the fruits' effects last for a week.

[justicereigns]

Lucci changed back already so there's hope yet for it ending early.