Joy.

[justicereigns]

I'm aware you're all sick of the unicorns. Deal with it, it's not as though I asked for this to happen. To whatever idiot thought it would be cute to send my ensign a pie, come forward now if you want leniency. Apparently the stories about unicorns wanting to protect innocent maidens and virgins is true. So do me a favor and if you fall into the category, stay the fuck away from me or I'll take a leaf from the leopard's book and trample you. First person to make a crack about my horn being cleft like a jitte god damn it gets the honor of being choked, thrown in my brig and force-fed the remaining pie.

That is all.

Comments

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

Now we have... nine stallions.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Why is it that only the men seem to be turning into unicorns? ...Maybe it's because the females aren't stupid enough to eat random pie floating in the sea?

She's trying not to insult anyone

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

Ah... anyone can be stupid, no matter what gender! ^^;

I feel so awkward being the only mare.

Such a doll

[justicereigns]

The pie was not floating in the ocean, a piece was delivered to my desk by my unfortunate Ensign.