Joy.

[justicereigns]

I'm aware you're all sick of the unicorns. Deal with it, it's not as though I asked for this to happen. To whatever idiot thought it would be cute to send my ensign a pie, come forward now if you want leniency. Apparently the stories about unicorns wanting to protect innocent maidens and virgins is true. So do me a favor and if you fall into the category, stay the fuck away from me or I'll take a leaf from the leopard's book and trample you. First person to make a crack about my horn being cleft like a jitte god damn it gets the honor of being choked, thrown in my brig and force-fed the remaining pie.

That is all.

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[justicereigns]

Right.

And? How long do you think you can keep them on the submarine to torture until someone like Orphe objects and brings them to me anyway? At least this way you'll find them in the first place.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Look...it's really kind of a half formed plan, okay? It's not like I had a ton of time to think about this where I could actually think about it straight.

I just wanna make them suffer and I don't know how to do it enough that they'll know how much they hurt all those people.

[justicereigns]

Do you know anything about Impel Down boy? They don't let their prisoners die just so they can continue to torture them more. Unless you're a lot more twisted than you appear, they'll have devices you wouldn't ever think up.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

I can be pretty fucking twisted. And don't call me boy, asshole, we're like the same age.

[justicereigns]

Right. Having entertained some revenge fantasies why don't you try me out. I doubt even you ex-CP9 agents have come up with some of the stuff they have.