Joy.

[justicereigns]

I'm aware you're all sick of the unicorns. Deal with it, it's not as though I asked for this to happen. To whatever idiot thought it would be cute to send my ensign a pie, come forward now if you want leniency. Apparently the stories about unicorns wanting to protect innocent maidens and virgins is true. So do me a favor and if you fall into the category, stay the fuck away from me or I'll take a leaf from the leopard's book and trample you. First person to make a crack about my horn being cleft like a jitte god damn it gets the honor of being choked, thrown in my brig and force-fed the remaining pie.

That is all.

Comments

ooc: <3

[justicereigns]

Don't you have a cook on your ship?

[daysintherain.livejournal.com]

We do, but... you see, I can't get through doorways very easily (except mine, which I've broken the frame for now, and the one onto the deck, since it's bigger) so I'm having a hard time getting around the ship.

[justicereigns]

Oh yeah. Luckily I stay topside on deck as often as I can arrange it and my corridors are a lot wider. Does your cook have a journal on here?

[daysintherain.livejournal.com]

Yeah! I suppose I'll just contact that way! Hahaha, I wonder what I'm allowed to eat as a unicorn? Do you think regular foods might make us sick?

[justicereigns]

I've been eating mostly sugar and vegetables and fruits so I'd stick to that if I were you. Maybe grains. I think Miranda and Gokudera ate the grass but I didn't want to try it.

[daysintherain.livejournal.com]

It's true, grass doesn't sound particularly appetizing when compared to grains or vegetables.
Thanks for the advice!

[justicereigns]

Hm. Good luck Yamamoto. You'll have to tell me what you decide on.

[daysintherain.livejournal.com]

I will! :D And I look forward to seeing you again soon!

[justicereigns]

Thank-you. And you as well.