Joy.

[justicereigns]

I'm aware you're all sick of the unicorns. Deal with it, it's not as though I asked for this to happen. To whatever idiot thought it would be cute to send my ensign a pie, come forward now if you want leniency. Apparently the stories about unicorns wanting to protect innocent maidens and virgins is true. So do me a favor and if you fall into the category, stay the fuck away from me or I'll take a leaf from the leopard's book and trample you. First person to make a crack about my horn being cleft like a jitte god damn it gets the honor of being choked, thrown in my brig and force-fed the remaining pie.

That is all.

Comments

[justicereigns]

Huh. Interesting. Fascinating really. Wherever did you find him?

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

[[ooc: I have no idea where, XD, and I never get to use this even though he does it all the time in canon when he doesn't want to answer questions]]

[justicereigns]

[[ooc: fft sorry~ so cute <3]]

Er. Right. You wouldn't be related to the Ds by any chance would you?

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

Not at all. That would be interesting though...

[justicereigns]

Hn. More like terrifying. There's enough of them in the world without needing another.

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

True enough. But no, it's not narcolepsy. As a child, I need my rest, after all.

[justicereigns]

... Of course. I remember you having problems resting as much as an adult. I take it that is resolved once more?

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

More or less. I'm surprised you remembered. Thank you for your concern.

[justicereigns]

Fujiko made me help in the battle to get back your pacifier. Not that I wouldn't have helped, she just made it a point that I had very little say one way or another. It was fun though so whatever I guess.

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

She does have that persuasive way about her. I'm glad you at least enjoyed yourself. And thank you.

[justicereigns]

Hn. She reminds me of other women I've know like that, yes.

Any time. Beating up pirates who deserve it is something I'll always enjoy.

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

They were a particularly unscrupulous fleet.

[justicereigns]

Yes. Though most pirates are.

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

You would probably know better than I. My experience has been overwhelmingly positive so far.

[justicereigns]

Hn. A lot more kids with pipe dreams lately. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or bad.

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

And the rest of the children seem perfectly content to just drift.

[justicereigns]

True enough. Also whether that's good or bad I'm uncertain.

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

You don't think you have enough to do chasing down serious offenders without worrying about them as well?

[justicereigns]

Perhaps. Letting any pirate run free rubs me the wrong way however. But to catch worse fiends I'll do what I must.

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

It's a matter of setting priorities.

[justicereigns]

That I have done. It doesn't make it easier or more acceptable however.

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

Such things never are.

[justicereigns]

Hn. Fair enough.