Joy.

[justicereigns]

I'm aware you're all sick of the unicorns. Deal with it, it's not as though I asked for this to happen. To whatever idiot thought it would be cute to send my ensign a pie, come forward now if you want leniency. Apparently the stories about unicorns wanting to protect innocent maidens and virgins is true. So do me a favor and if you fall into the category, stay the fuck away from me or I'll take a leaf from the leopard's book and trample you. First person to make a crack about my horn being cleft like a jitte god damn it gets the honor of being choked, thrown in my brig and force-fed the remaining pie.

That is all.

Comments

[justicereigns]

Tch.

I am not. I'm just pointing out pigeons are filthy.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure they get washed before they're made into a pie. And the baking would kill most germs, anyway.

[justicereigns]

Fine. It would still be disturbing and wrong. No pigeon pie. And don't even say it Portgas.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Don't say what?

And I wouldn't make pigeon pie, anyway. It would be like eating the ships pigeons.

[justicereigns]

Hn. Good boy.

It would be gross, yes.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

I'd feel more pleased if I knew what I was meant to avoiding saying.

... I was thinking more along the lines of 'heartless', but that too.

[justicereigns]

No. Just don't say it.

Hn.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

... Now you're making me curious.

<3~!

[justicereigns]

No.

Tsk.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Please? I'll make Justice Pie for you whenever you want it~!

<3 <3

[justicereigns]

... Portgas...

Tch. I was just thinking you were going to call that like Lucci as well but no one should eat pigeon pie. The idea is horrifying.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

In that respect, everyone should be like Lucci. I know I'm never going to be able to eat pigeon.

[justicereigns]

Mm-hm.

It'd be disgusting. Why are we even still talking about it?

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

It's called 'idle conversation', taisa. People do it.

What do you want to talk about?

[justicereigns]

Hm. I don't know. I was just saying, the pigeon discussion was disturbing.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

We could talk about seagull pie.

ooc: Yes. He likes seagulls. Shush. He feeds them.

[justicereigns]

Seagulls are also dirty and do not belong in pies. And I like seagulls. I laugh when they call marines one as an insult. Seagulls are pretty smart for pea-brain scavengers. And they're graceful and grey.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

So you say seagulls are dirty, but you're not insulted by being called one. You say they're smart, but also pea-brained. Okaaay...

Besides, they're not graceful. They're too big and bulky for that.

[justicereigns]

I said they're smart for pea-brains. They're still scavengers and thus dirty and frequently diseased.

They are graceful.

Shut up Portgas.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Pea-brained scavengers, dirty, frequently diseased... yeah, sounds like Marines to me.

Are not.

Make me.

[justicereigns]

Fuck off Portgas.

Fine I will.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

♥

Think you can~?

[justicereigns]

I'm creative enough to find a way, yes.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Guess you'll have to try me, then.