Rock Stacking at the River / Action & Picture

[justicereigns]

[Smoker might have gone a bit on a bender. One of those "everything is wrong, let's just drink into oblivion" kinds. Justice isn't what it ought to be, pirates are turning into heroes and even Smoker isn't as good at hunting through people's hearts as he thought. Vergo was adjusting his newspapers and Smoker didn't even catch on. That was why he needed Tashigi, and she wasn't here. So here in Luceti, Smoker couldn't tell enemy from from friend anymore. At least not on a grand scale. Malnosso? Third Party? Too many factions, too many wildcards. He thought he could just ignore those factions and focus on what was directly at hand, but that's becoming less and less of an option. Option? What options?]

[So he's drinking.]

[And you know what Smoker does when he drinks? He stacks rocks.]

[Sure, that sounds benign enough, but that would be a serious underestimation of Smoker's love for going overboard.]





Now this is what you can do with non-defective rocks! [He is just so proud.]

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[Voice]

[selphie_t]

Riiiiiight. And I've always wanted to climb a mountain.

[PIPSQUEAK. SOMEBODY HAS A DEATHWISH.]

Hyoga! We're going for a walk!

[And by walk she means run.]

[Voice]

[justicereigns]

Mountain climbing is fun supposedly, but not my thing.

[.... Well fuck!] That's uh really not necessary... [And he looks around. WHERE CAN HE GO? HOW TO HIDE? He can't just run for it, his trail is too good! And if he goes anywhere else to stack more rocks she'll find them! Where can she go she won't be expecting?]

[TO THE TREES!]

[Yeah. Depending how fast Selphie is, she might find Smoker haphazardly trying to climb a tree with a bottle in his teeth, and occasionally cursing around it.]

[He COULD have just transformed to smoke to do this. But you know. Drunk.]