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[justicereigns]

[It never fails, right? Make a plan like a New Year's Resolution, and it's doomed to fail. Not even a mountain of perfectly stacked rocks seem to be enough to change his luck on that. Smoker's voice is predictably growly as usual.]

It looks like the rest of the New Feathers are done trickling in and that often means a new draft is coming. They do not seem to prefer acquiring fighters, and as such, even people unaccustomed to fighting need to be prepared. I teach basic self-defense, jitte, and kickboxing outside of the barracks every day. Anyone interested in learning is welcome to join in, or just stop by for warmups.

On a lighter note, I feel like making some ice cream. Anyone want some? Just name the flavor you want. Go wild. Just not rum, some miscreant, probably a pirate, ran off with all of it recently.

And whoever switched my cigars with "pumpkin spice," the joke's on you, I actually like it. So there.

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[hero_of_smiles]

[There is some loud internal screaming going on. If it could be properly voiced, you'd probably hear it from the moon. Probably even from the other side of the galaxy.

He doesn't even want to think about going into another draft. Experiencing the horrors of war was enough in that one instance.

So, he'll try and focus on the important thing here:]

I'd say take that as a chance to quit smoking that stuff.

[justicereigns]

Are you fucking kidding me?

[Cross plz.]

[hero_of_smiles]

Noooope. Those things will turn your lungs to tar if you keep smoking them. Even if you can turn into one giant smoke monster thing.

[justicereigns]

Never gonna happen.

[hero_of_smiles]

Smoker, it's science. Science that's been proven that if you smoke tobacco filled with all those cleaners you'll kill your lungs with the thing called cancer.

From what I hear, it's not a fun experience.

[justicereigns]

What cleaners?

Aside from which, I don't care. I'm sure fire usually kills people rather than fueling them too.

[hero_of_smiles]

...You know, like what you'd have under your kitchen sink? That kind of stuff. All put in one of those things.

[After all if that's how cigarette's were made surely Cigars were just a jumbo version of that.]

Wait, what are you talking about now?

[justicereigns]

What are you talking about, boy? Cigars are tobacco and paper. It's like alcohol, but instead of drinking it, you smoke it.

My devil fruit is what lets me turn into smoke. There are also magama, ice, sand, fire, and light logia users too. Like me, they turn into their element.

[hero_of_smiles]

Okay fine. So, you're cigars are like that. Tobacco STILL causes cancer. Not to mention a whole bunch load of other stuff.

[Oh and wait, what?]

How did we even get on the subject of fruit in this?