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[justicereigns]

New bounties will be out soon. That means more paperwork to deal with.

Great.


On the brighter side, I'm sure there'll be a lot of disappointed pirates out there, which warms my shrivelled heart.

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[doubleppk]

What do you think?

[justicereigns]

I think I'll never understand women.

[doubleppk]

I'm okay with that~ It helps me maintain my alluring mystique.

[justicereigns]

Or perhaps it's just you I'll never understand.

[doubleppk]

So much the better. Though I'm honestly a little surprised. You scared me half to death before, I thought you had me pieced out almost instantly. I must be hiding things better this time around. I feel proud of myself.

[justicereigns]

Nothing about you is comprehensible. You're a mish-mash of inconsistencies.

[doubleppk]

That just makes me unpredictable. You're full of surprises yourself you know.

[justicereigns]

I'm easily predicted. I'll do whatever should be done.

[doubleppk]

Predicted maybe but you still surprise me a lot. Maybe just because of where your definitions of what should be done lie. You realize it doesn't coincide with many other people's, right? And while I personally appreciate that it throws me off now and then. Especially since you a similar attitude to other people who still wind up doing and saying and meaning completely different things. It's... well quite franky, interesting. Very curious.

[justicereigns]

Obviously they're all wrong.

Well, I'm good at being an object of curiosity. So many people consider me so.

[doubleppk]

That's what makes me curious. I've always thought so but it's hard being the only one as I'm sure you know.

Oh? Who else?

[justicereigns]

I'm just special like that. Or 'weird', apparently.

They don't usually say it in front of me. But my crew supposedly regard it as 'widely-accepted fact'.

[doubleppk]

You've been spending too much time with Ace if you're calling yourself weird now. I'd like to remind you that not only is he a bit of an idiot, the man talks to fireflies. How is that not weird?

I can see why. But from what I saw awhile back they seem very loyal to you so it must be a relatively good thing.

[justicereigns]

Only repeating him - I don't think I'm weird.
I'd call it 'interestingly stupid'.

They're reasonably intelligent.

[doubleppk]

Uh-huh. Still spending too much time with him but whatevermakes you happy. And I believe the Princess Vivi had the right assessment when she said he must be able to talk to them because his brain was on their level.

That's officially the highest compliment I've ever heard you give anyone.

[justicereigns]

It doesn't make me happy. And he can talk to them because he's an insect himself.

You have tolerable hygiene.

[doubleppk]

Then you should almost definitely take a break. You don't have to make yourself miserable. Have a drink or something jeez. And I wouldn't say he's an insect. Just an idiot.

....

Yeah. Things like that are why. :|

[justicereigns]

I didn't say he made me miserable, either.
He is that.

Sarcasm, woman. Sarcasm.

[doubleppk]

Just something to do?

I'm aware Captain. That's why. :P

[justicereigns]

I suppose he's mildly entertaining.

Your hair isn't entirely similar to a rats nest.

[doubleppk]

Because of his idiocies?

... Gosh you just must get so much action from the ladies.

[justicereigns]

However did you guess?

Should I commend your self-preservation on developing a chest that can double as a flotation device?

[doubleppk]

...

I was going to ask if you wanted drinks to drown out the horror that is Iva but I'm thinking you're a few ahead of me. Neverthless, on my way.

Is THAT why you called him Emil? Fuck Smoker, did you even notice it yet?

[justicereigns]

Pretty much.

Yes. A minute ago. Also, fuck.

Private

[doubleppk]

Jeez. Are you celebrating, trying to get Ace out of your head, Litter Box out of your head, Iva the psycho out or all of the above?

...

Okay that leads me to the next question. Because you're drunk, or are you drinking because of him and... did you do it with a specific purpose in mind? Because Ace is an idiot. I think we established that. He won't pick up on it. He'll just sulk and not tell you.