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New bounties will be out soon. That means more paperwork to deal with.

Great.

On the brighter side, I'm sure there'll be a lot of disappointed pirates out there, which warms my shrivelled heart.

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Hn.

Hardly.

Or the freckles.

Only you would notice the freckles first and feel compelled by them to arrest me. Everyone else notices the giant tattoos. I think you've been studying my face too much.

Trust me, they weren't the first thing I noticed.

...

Ew Taisa. Ew.

... I was talking about the bright orange. Cretin.

SURE you were. :D You know sometimes I wear red and yellow too.

Idiot.

So you said. Every considered trying something that isn't fire-related?

I used to wear black.

There's I reason I don't want to now.

Blue and green don't look good on me and everything else is boring.

Hm.

You'd look reasonably acceptable in dark colours.

Purple's too gay. I guess I could go navy but it's a little close to black for my tastes right now. I want to burn bright.~

You just want me in marine teal don't you?

As long as you don't burn my eyes out.

Hardly, but I'm glad you admit it's teal and not 'green'.

That might be preferable to some of the mental images I'd give you.~

No. You wear green. OTHER marines wear teal.

Of skull tables?

... you've permanently damaged either your eyes or your brain, and I'm not sure which I'd prefer to believe.

Who says that was me?

Your hair is more teal than your jacket.

Oh, right. We're all pretending to be stupid about that. Of course.

So you're admitting my hair's green?

The artist hasn't come out of hiding. Probably because he or she will get hugged. Which means squeezed to death. Would YOU want to get hugged by Jii-jii?

... no! It's grey. And your jacket is green. VERY green. See, MORE green than your hair.

Actually, he wants to hug Reborn now. I'd warn him, if I were you.

My hair = green. Just admit it.

... Poor Mr. Reborn. :( Well it's not like Jii-jii can find him?? Maybe???

No. It's grey. And your jacket is green. Your hair might be a little blue. MIGHT.

... it's your grandfather. Wanting to hug someone. Do you honestly think he can't find him?

Should I be giving positive reinforcement here?

lkjdalkssd Scary.

Huh? Ha! I don't think you've got anything I want you're willing to give up.

I was an Ensign on his ship. It was like time and space meant nothing. Wherever he wanted to be, we'd get there. ... It was fairly terrifying, now I think about it.

Sarcasm, idiot.

... Yeah. And yet people still ask why I didn't become a marine. Seriously. Think about it a little.

I know. Your hair still comes closest to matching your jitte in that icon but it sort of almost matches the sky a little. A LITTLE.

Well, when you put it like that...

Green-blue, Portgas. Never grey. Still a while before that happens... or at least until you and your brother get to be even worse.

Yup.

Very very grey. Can we even get worse?

It wouldn't be certain you'd have been assigned to him, though.

Very much not grey. You can ALWAYS get worse. Law of the universe.