justicereigns | [ voice ] Confiscating Pirate Ships, hello new feathers, teaching self-defense

Hello new feathers and old.

First off, I'm Captain Smoker. [Those who know otherwise can point out that he's a commodore, and that it doesn't even matter in this place.] I teach kickboxing, basic self defense, and jitte for anyone who would need it. I can also help spar against swordsmen if they're looking to expand their skills. Every so often a draft goes out taking people at random; kids and civilians alike, so even a little bit of practice can help. There are other self defense classes being taught so I'm sure we could work something out between teachers and create a formal schedule if need be.

Secondly, there's a lot of discussion about putting together a more permanent form of police or watch group to deal as first responders to threats to the village. Since that doesn't seem like something that will get worked out too easily, I'd like to suggest making a safe haven of the barracks. Anyone who can't or doesn't want to fight could safely put there in emergencies and defenders could keep watch.

On a different note; Jack Sparrow I'm confiscating your ship. Your previous acts of piracy here in Luceti have shown you're not to be trusted with one. Now let that be a lesson to other would-be pirates here.

[ooc: yeah, no, even Smoker doesn't expect that to work so feel free to tell him to fuck off. He just promised to give it a try, and he misses beating up pirates =\ Anyways, please do yell at him for overstepping bounds, though he really won't give a fuck.]

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Zehahahaha! I'd hardly need ta try ta stop ya! The people in charge o' Impel Down can attest ta that!

An' what good's that gonna do? Throwin' together a buncha laws ain't exactly gonna stop those Malnosso bastards from fuckin' with us, an' I know there's a lotta people out there who ain't gonna care 'bout whatever laws ya make up!

Is that why you had to run away from Red-Haired Shanks and Akainu? Your ex-captain lost half of his face to the admiral, how well do you think you'll manage?

Correct, and then they'll be dealt with accordingly as in any other civilization.

Those bastards'll be dealt with when the time is right! [He's heard about Shanks showing up, though he hasn't heard about Akainu attacking him before. Still, it doesn't really matter to him right now.] An' the only reason that Pops lost half o' his face is 'cause he got old an' weak! I'm gonna be better than he ever was!

An' who's gonna deal with 'em? You? Zehahahaha! Ya couldn't catch a cold!

In your dreams, you're already missing half of your teeth. Your mother never teach you to floss?

Tch. There's others who'll join in and I'll catch who I want.

Floss? What the hell's that? ...An' what's that got ta do with anything?

Zehahahahaha! Well, we'll see 'bout that, I guess! Yer already outnumbered by quite a bit, though, so ya've got a long way ta go if ya wanna catch up!

[Snorts.] That answers my question.

I have no doubt one good cop is worth a hundred idiot pirates. We'll manage.

But that don't... What does... Never mind, it don't matter.

Well, I guess we'll have ta see 'bout that! Still, yer gonna need a lot more cops ta deal with a commander of Pops' crew, let alone me! [Yes, somehow, he's still that arrogant.]

If one of Whitebeard's commanders are here, wouldn't they be more concerned about dealing with you than me?

I didn't murder their nakama, captain, and turn over Portgas to the marines. And from what I hear, they're big on that whole, "Vengeance" thing, more than messing with random civilians.

If they're smart, they'll know by now ta stay the hell outta my way! I've already beaten two commanders single-handedly, an' it won't be too hard ta bring that number up ta three! Death might not be permanent in this hellhole, but I'm sure it'd still hurt like hell.

Still leaves you both dealing with each other more than me.

Makes no difference ta me! I'll deal with anyone who's stupid enough ta get in my way eventually; it doesn't matter what order I wind up doin' it in!

Uh-huh. We'll see Marshall D. Teach.

Yeah, guess we'll have ta wait an' see... What was yer name again? Soaker, Croaker, somethin' like that?

White Hunter.

That's what yer parents named ya? I'd change my name if I were you!

That's my marine nickname. I'm Smoker.

Tch... idiot.

I thought it was somethin' like that!

Call me whatever ya want, but the way I see it, the real idiot is the guy who's pickin' fights with people who are way stronger than he is!

Sparrow is not stronger than me.

And I'll hold my own.

If yer pickin' a fight with Sparrow, or any o' my crew fer that matter, yer pickin' a fight with me, an' that's a fight ya can't win!

Try and stop me then pirate.

Ya already said that! An' I'll definitely stop ya! Yer just a captain or somethin' - ya don't stand a chance against me!

We'll see.

Zehahahahaha! Ya act all high-an'-mighty when yer cowerin' behind yer journal, but we'll see how tough ya are when yer face-ta-face with someone who's killed more high-rankin' Whitebeard Pirates than the Marines ever have!

I never cower.

[Growl.]

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