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justicereigns) wrote2011-07-22 02:34 am
justicereigns) wrote2011-07-22 02:34 am
[ voice ] Confiscating Pirate Ships, hello new feathers, teaching self-defense
Hello new feathers and old.
First off, I'm Captain Smoker. [Those who know otherwise can point out that he's a commodore, and that it doesn't even matter in this place.] I teach kickboxing, basic self defense, and jitte for anyone who would need it. I can also help spar against swordsmen if they're looking to expand their skills. Every so often a draft goes out taking people at random; kids and civilians alike, so even a little bit of practice can help. There are other self defense classes being taught so I'm sure we could work something out between teachers and create a formal schedule if need be.
Secondly, there's a lot of discussion about putting together a more permanent form of police or watch group to deal as first responders to threats to the village. Since that doesn't seem like something that will get worked out too easily, I'd like to suggest making a safe haven of the barracks. Anyone who can't or doesn't want to fight could safely put there in emergencies and defenders could keep watch.
On a different note; Jack Sparrow I'm confiscating your ship. Your previous acts of piracy here in Luceti have shown you're not to be trusted with one. Now let that be a lesson to other would-be pirates here.
[ooc: yeah, no, even Smoker doesn't expect that to work so feel free to tell him to fuck off. He just promised to give it a try, and he misses beating up pirates =\ Anyways, please do yell at him for overstepping bounds, though he really won't give a fuck.]
First off, I'm Captain Smoker. [Those who know otherwise can point out that he's a commodore, and that it doesn't even matter in this place.] I teach kickboxing, basic self defense, and jitte for anyone who would need it. I can also help spar against swordsmen if they're looking to expand their skills. Every so often a draft goes out taking people at random; kids and civilians alike, so even a little bit of practice can help. There are other self defense classes being taught so I'm sure we could work something out between teachers and create a formal schedule if need be.
Secondly, there's a lot of discussion about putting together a more permanent form of police or watch group to deal as first responders to threats to the village. Since that doesn't seem like something that will get worked out too easily, I'd like to suggest making a safe haven of the barracks. Anyone who can't or doesn't want to fight could safely put there in emergencies and defenders could keep watch.
On a different note; Jack Sparrow I'm confiscating your ship. Your previous acts of piracy here in Luceti have shown you're not to be trusted with one. Now let that be a lesson to other would-be pirates here.
[ooc: yeah, no, even Smoker doesn't expect that to work so feel free to tell him to fuck off. He just promised to give it a try, and he misses beating up pirates =\ Anyways, please do yell at him for overstepping bounds, though he really won't give a fuck.]
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Does that mean I should just threaten you and get it over with?
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Just as wearing my jacket means I work for justice, or someone with a Red Cross works for medical aid.
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I'll have you know I've never told a lie in my life.
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Good. But if you're wearing a justice jacket and flying a pirate flag, it's a lie somewhere. Once you become a pirate, you're no longer a marine. Marines capture pirates so if you still wanted to be a marine you'd have to capture yourself.
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Herein follows a small pause in which Katie tries to imagine capturing herself. Then she would also have to escape from herself, and haev epic fights with herself and--]
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So I have to pick one and not the other? [She sounds regretful.]
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Can I be a bounty hunter and a pirate at the same time?
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[We're back to Jack again.]
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[Though Smoker's tone seems to imply "yet" and he's still talking about Straw-Hat, not Jack.]
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I'm taking Jack Sparrow's ship. Jack Sparrow has done piratical things here and will do so again if afforded that opportunity.
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