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[Punches Ace's jaw, and rolls his eyes, turning his back to Ace.]

[WHICH IS PROBABLY A BAD IDEA BUT WHATEVER APPARENTLY LEAVING HIS FRONT TO HIM IS NOT A GOOD IDEA EITHER SO FUCK IT.]

So don't.

Dumbass.

[He needs a drink. And coffee. And both together.]

Edited 2016-07-29 22:28 (UTC)

[okay he deserved the hit. But he stares at his hand, curling and uncurling his fingers. It wasn't if he'd never done a mutually beneficial handy before but for some reason it was a lot different. He blushed and bowed]

Ah thank you. No! I mean... my apologies.

[then he straightens and stares at the back of Smoker's neck. He wants to bite it. He wants to scratch a line down it with his fingernail. He wants to suck on it like a peach pit but... but... maybe he went too far.]

You want me to tell you where I hid your pants?

[fair is fair right?]

[.................]

You hid my pants?

[PORTGAS... YOU ALMOST HAD HIM BACK WITH THE BEING CUTE AND STUPID AND THEN THIS...]

And your underwear... and your socks...

[you know, might as well be thorough]

[Just strangles with one hand.]

I take it back, you're not ever cute. Worst bad dog. Not even trainable to fetch things.

[grabs onto his wrist with one hand but accepts his punishment as his due and puffs out his cheeks, looking away]

Sorry to disappoint, Taisa...

[............. OH GOD NO.]

[STOP BEING CUTE.]

[Just drops him and double facepalms.]

WHY?!

Because it's funny when you're mad?

[Bonks hard on top of the head.]

[Smoker needs to what, then? Become stoic? Or knowing his luck... that'll just egg Ace on.]

[Smoker could turn the tables again, but that could also lead to very very bad things.]

[What is his life?]

[DEEP BREATH.]

[Fuming. You know... literally of course.]

I'm always mad!

[Shakes violently and strangles again.]

[ahh. He is a bad dog. Such a bad dog.

But despite the shaking and strangling the explosion just ...

makes him crack up.

He doesn't know why.

He's just a terrible black hearted pirate or something and can't help it]

[Her voice is muffled, but she's shouting loud enough to be heard.]

Smoker! Quiet down! There are other people here too!

[oh, that must be her!]

Sorry about that, baby!

[Punches Ace's face with his off hand so he can keep strangling.]

I told you not to do that!

[... Guh. What is he? A bad dog barking too loud too?!]

[WHAT IS HIS LIFE?!]

[That... was not Smoker's voice that answered her, and now she's scrambling. There's the thud of her footsteps coming before she bursts into the room]

What's going on here?!

[why is it the more homicidal Smoker gets the happier Ace is? And oh look, a visitor]

Hey there, sweetheart. Come to join the fun?

[gags a little from the pressure of Smoker's hand. ...but happily?]

Edited 2016-07-29 23:18 (UTC)

[PUNCHES ACE IN THE FACE AGAIN.]

Portgas.

Would you kindly inform this idiot he's acting exactly like the rest of G-5?

[Just... standing there, stunned.]

I... don't remember the G-5 enjoying it when you hit them, sir.

[ow! That had hurt. Well he'd let it. But that's fine. He's going to enjoy this for pure stubborn spite]

This is nothing. I've been... [grips Smoker's wrist hard] kicked worse by a baby.

[it's getting a bit extreme now but he refuses to give in. He's going to tand it for as long as he can]

[....]

[Smoker is so torn.]

[On the one hand...]

[Tashigi had a good point.]

[And that was mildly traumatizing.]

[He was engaged in a pseudo S&M relationship with a pirate and Tashigi had seen the darkest depths of his shame. There was no going back from this ever.]

[On other hand...]

[The part of his brain that wasn't deeply ashamed, and frankly a little freaked out, was far too stubborn to let a PIRATE gain the upper hand on anything.]

[And surely if he stopped it would be letting Portgas win.]

[And that would be terrible.]

[TIGHTENS HIS GRIP A LITTLE!!!]

I'm sure he's just faking it so I'll let him go!

[... Right?]

[Probably????]

[Then again.....????!!!?!?!?]

[HADN'T ALL THIS STARTED BECAUSE PORTGAS WOULDN'T STOP ASKING SMOKER ABOUT MASOCHISM!?]

[Smoker lets go with a shudder.]

[And backslaps him hard.]

[Now what.]

[He can't arrest him, he can't let him go, how the hell is he supposed to handle this if EVEN CHOKING HIM WOULDN'T WORK?!]

[staggers from the sudden hit and is immediately pissed. Asshole! It's one thing to strangle him but...that!

His fist bursts into flame]

Alright you fuckface! Come on!

[aiming a fire punch right for your stupid head]

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