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[Voice] Jitte, Self-Defense, and Executions

Hello New Feathers and old, I'm Cap-- Err Smoker. [Wow Proof he has done this message way too many times, he momentarily forgot his own rank. Woops. Not that it even matters here.]

I teach jitte, kickboxing, and basic self-defense outside the barracks, and it's open to anyone, no matter how inexperienced. As you may have heard by now, every so often the Malnosso take people at random for drafts, and while non-combatants have other opportunities to help support, any self defense can help.

For others, I wanted to ask about other world's or country's history regarding executions. Are there any that changed the world, or have other people here seen them personally?

Thanks.

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Apparently Crocodile fed that wax guy to a bananadile and he survived by making a wax capsule for himself. Your brother's crew got him out and used him to unlock our cage.

When something's funny enough brat. "Sparkly Chicken." I'll keep that in mind, even if I have no say over the posters. Maybe I can bribe one of the idiots in charge.

[There's a small grin at that. He actually likes the sound of this promise. And it's still amusing.] What, or you'll haunt my G-5 men? Frankly Portgas, that would simply explain their rash and pyromaniac tendencies.

I swear, the kind of trouble that kid finds...

[He's joking, Ace. He's joking, don't get pissed.] Now that I'd like to see. it'd be a nice present.

[.............what.] Those damn copycats! And like hell I'd haunt all of you. Just you. And maybe the cute swords woman.

He's certainly got a knack for it.

Hah, I'm just glad the idiots in charge of the nicknaming department didn't go with "Loose Hound" for me after all.

[Chokes on that last part.] Don't hit on Tashigi. And now I'm convinced you're up to something. All those G5 idiots I mentioned are constantly hitting on her.

I think danger tries to find him.

Aw, but that's a lot funnier! There needs to be a gag department where they make jokes of bounty posters.

[HE IS NOW SERIOUSLY DISTURBED.] I was kidding, geez! She's not my type, anyway. Too uptight. And your G5 guys are weird.

I'm betting vice versa.

Then they could list his crimes as sparkling on marine property?

[YOU SHOULD BE ACE. YOU'RE SCARING SMOKER. THAT IS HARD TO DO.] How did we even get on this topic? And yes, G5 has the weirdest. They're all pyromaniacs, delinquents and perverts. Are you sure it's not your influence?

[They even adopt Sanji as one of them. This has to be your fault.]

I think it's both. He's like a danger magnet.

[Yep, that makes him laugh.] You mean everything.

[MUAHAHAHA.] I said I'd come back to haunt you, and you said your G5 men are like me. And no, it's not. If I was gonna haunt someone, it'd be my crew. I'd much rather look after them.

That about sums it up.

That too.

[Plays with his lighter and fresh cigars.] Maybe you got bored and decided this was the best way to get revenge.

Oi oi oi oi. No way in hell would I get bored of hanging around my nakama.

Of course.

That's not really something I can imagine, you know? "Nakama."

What about Tashigi? You care about her, right? Well, you're a good marine, so yeah, you do. But don't you have marines you care about?

No.

[You're asking a tsundere to admit to caring. PSSH.]

I have some marines I wouldn't kick in the head. I'm not sure that counts. [Pretty sure it doesn't. Since nakama are always kicking each other :|]

You do. [HE KNOWS.]

For you? It counts.

Shut up.

It doesn't count. Didn't you pay attention to all the annoying things my G5 men do? [And thus anyone who doesn't is better. The bar is set very low, he's saying.]

So? Just because they're annoying doesn't you mean hate them.

Doesn't mean I like them either.

Oh, you care about 'em, and you know it.

[He cares about them so much, but he will never admit it and you can't make them. Unless they were here. And needed protecting.]

Simmer down pirate, I know you're hot-headed, but not all of us can be so. [Have some attempts to distract Ace off topic by insulting him.]

I know, I almost pity you guys sometimes. [Actually he doesn't, because look where his hot-headed attitude got him.]

Heard it all before from Marco about a hundred times. You'll have to get a bit more creative than that to insult me.

I'm so sure. [And so very very sarcastic.]

No worries Portgas, you manage to showcase your idiocy all without any help. [He's... actually almost grinning at that. So he's clearly teasing. If a total jerk either way.]

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[Voice] Jitte, Self-Defense, and Executions

[voice] / [But what about Galdino/Mr. 3?]

Re: [voice] / [they can't take away DF abilities]

[voice] / [Not permanently anyway]

[voice] / [Hence the cuffs. EVERYTHING'S locked up nicely]

[voice] / [Okay, but nope, still can't bring myself to say it]

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[voice] / [:P But yes, still locked]

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