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[Voice] Jitte, Self-Defense, and Executions

Hello New Feathers and old, I'm Cap-- Err Smoker. [Wow Proof he has done this message way too many times, he momentarily forgot his own rank. Woops. Not that it even matters here.]

I teach jitte, kickboxing, and basic self-defense outside the barracks, and it's open to anyone, no matter how inexperienced. As you may have heard by now, every so often the Malnosso take people at random for drafts, and while non-combatants have other opportunities to help support, any self defense can help.

For others, I wanted to ask about other world's or country's history regarding executions. Are there any that changed the world, or have other people here seen them personally?

Thanks.

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That was terrible.

[But he's a little amused. If forever refusing to admit it.]

But the bologna sure isn't! Yohohoho!

[Brook is proceeding to eat his sandwich while talking to Smoker... and given that he has no cheeks, and is still trying to talk while eating... it is NOT a pretty sight.]

So Sfmofer... Whas yous favnash finf of sanfish?

I don't really believe tha--

[Twitch. Twitch. Shudders and holds the book away. EW.] Does eating like that run in your crew?! You're just as bad as Straw-hat!

Oh, so sorry about that.

[He is now proceeding to pick his teeth clean, while wiping his face, prim and properly with a handkerchief.]

You wouldn't believe how hard it is to eat tidily when you haven't got cheeks. Yohohoho!

[Of course he could just take smaller bites, but where's the fun in that?]

I don't want to know.

And you're not helping your case for bologna skull sandwiches.

Now, now Smoker, don't be that way! You haven't even tried it yet!

But while we're on the topic, what is your favorite kind of sandwich anyways? You kind of strike me as a steak and cheese kind of guy, but then again maybe you prefer something else.

And I'm never going to!

[Pauses.]

Actually that's right. How'd you guess that?

Intuition! You seem like an on the go active sort of fellow. As such, you would probably prefer the proteins that a steak and cheese sandwich has to offer! Not to mention it just seems like a very... you kind of sandwich.

I'm not sure what that last part means, but fine.

It is my favorite, but it doesn't prove anything. [Or maybe it does, he's starting to lose track of why they're discussing sandwich types and how they reflect personality anyway.]

Well of course it doesn't. Hell, you might not even like bologna. But I bet I know something you do like...

Smoke. Yohohoho!

Yes. You're completely right on both. Good job.

Yes, I certainly have a knack for the painfully obvious, don't I? Yohohoho!

[What? Brook can appreciate a joke about himself.]

[Facepalm!]

Is this more stating the painfully obvious?

[The sad thing is, even asking is painfully obvious. Fuck his life.]

I don't know Smoker, maybe I'm just not smart enough to figure out the answer to that one. YOHOHOHOHO!!!

That might be because you keep bologna sandwiches for brains.

[It's... almost like joking back. Almost.]

Well that's just Bologna and you know it.

[FUCKING RIMSHOT!]

[.............]

[Oh his fucking god, he will not succumb to your dumbass puns, he will not succumb to your dumbass puns, he will not succumb to your dumbass puns...]

[Smoker has to turn and cough to suppress a laugh, which definitely causes a slight twinge of pink to his cheeks.]

[Fucking puns.]

Shut up.

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