Joy.

[justicereigns]

I'm aware you're all sick of the unicorns. Deal with it, it's not as though I asked for this to happen. To whatever idiot thought it would be cute to send my ensign a pie, come forward now if you want leniency. Apparently the stories about unicorns wanting to protect innocent maidens and virgins is true. So do me a favor and if you fall into the category, stay the fuck away from me or I'll take a leaf from the leopard's book and trample you. First person to make a crack about my horn being cleft like a jitte god damn it gets the honor of being choked, thrown in my brig and force-fed the remaining pie.

That is all.

Comments

[justicereigns]

So long as you're doing it I don't care why.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

'Course I don't know what the hell she sees in you either.

[justicereigns]

Fair enough. I hardly understand it myself.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

...Shit, we have stuff in common. Uh, quick, be different.

[justicereigns]

Hah. I spent all day flipping between a newspaper and "Treatise of the Mandan War (and Its Lasting Effects on the Poledian Populus)" is that different enough for you?

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Oh right. You're boring. That's okay, then.

[justicereigns]

I'd rather be boring than an uninformed idiot.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

I know plenty of shit. I just don't read books...well, I don't really read books, but if I did they wouldn't be ones like that.

[justicereigns]

It's relevant information. If you read the newspaper you'd know that Poledia erupted into a civil war, possibly instigated by Dragon, but at the root of it is the historical politics.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

I know that. What do you want me to do about it?

[justicereigns]

You don't have to do anything. When history's being made I like to know what the fuck is going on at least.

How goes the slavers hunting?

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Not so well. I'm a short unicorn, in case you didn't notice.

[justicereigns]

There's more to hunting than just physically fighting.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

I'm aware.

...Searching isn't really going anywhere. I had a guy helping me out, but we haven't talked since I saw him last.

[justicereigns]

Hn. I can... help. With the searching part. Fujiko already volunteered my services so...

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

She did?

...I don't want your help. You'll just try to arrest them.

[justicereigns]

Yes. She's done it with other things. Helping Reborn and keeping an eye on the brats when you two were looking for Toboe. I guess she's of the mind-frame that asking getting a no is better than not asking.

Cheh. And what is you want? To kill them out of revenge?

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

That...probably makes sense.

Oh no. Kill them? Hell no.

[justicereigns]

Hn. If you say so. Are you sure you're not just saying that because she's your girlfriend?

Oh? Then what makes you so certain I'd stop you?

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

No, I'm saying it 'cause it sounds like it's one of those things normal people do.

'Cause I'm not planning on letting 'em die.

[justicereigns]

Right.

And? How long do you think you can keep them on the submarine to torture until someone like Orphe objects and brings them to me anyway? At least this way you'll find them in the first place.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Look...it's really kind of a half formed plan, okay? It's not like I had a ton of time to think about this where I could actually think about it straight.

I just wanna make them suffer and I don't know how to do it enough that they'll know how much they hurt all those people.

[justicereigns]

Do you know anything about Impel Down boy? They don't let their prisoners die just so they can continue to torture them more. Unless you're a lot more twisted than you appear, they'll have devices you wouldn't ever think up.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

I can be pretty fucking twisted. And don't call me boy, asshole, we're like the same age.

[justicereigns]

Right. Having entertained some revenge fantasies why don't you try me out. I doubt even you ex-CP9 agents have come up with some of the stuff they have.