Joy.

[justicereigns]

I'm aware you're all sick of the unicorns. Deal with it, it's not as though I asked for this to happen. To whatever idiot thought it would be cute to send my ensign a pie, come forward now if you want leniency. Apparently the stories about unicorns wanting to protect innocent maidens and virgins is true. So do me a favor and if you fall into the category, stay the fuck away from me or I'll take a leaf from the leopard's book and trample you. First person to make a crack about my horn being cleft like a jitte god damn it gets the honor of being choked, thrown in my brig and force-fed the remaining pie.

That is all.

Comments

[daysintherain.livejournal.com]

I do! I used to help out at my dad's sushi shop quite a bit back home, so I'm good with knives!

And yourself?

[justicereigns]

Nice.

I can do some things. I make a very nice omelette if I do say so myself. And pancakes. Pretty much anything that goes well with coffee, cigars, and alcohol.

[daysintherain.livejournal.com]

Omelette.... I haven't had one of those in a long time... (mostly because I wake up too late to make anything other than cereal in the morning). What kind of food... goes well with cigars and alcohol?

I know I like coffee with things like oatmeal and pancakes and things but... I'm not sure what goes well with those.

ooc: Epic Icon *_*

[justicereigns]

They're good especially with some cheddar cheese and maybe peppers. Best thing is you can use whatever is around really. Hn. Sausages, potatoes. Dry things mostly.

Those are good too. And a lot of baked goods go well with coffee. And cigars.

Re: ooc: lol! Thanks!

[daysintherain.livejournal.com]

Ah, I'm getting so hungry talking about it. And I can't cook with hooves!

ooc: <3

[justicereigns]

Don't you have a cook on your ship?

[daysintherain.livejournal.com]

We do, but... you see, I can't get through doorways very easily (except mine, which I've broken the frame for now, and the one onto the deck, since it's bigger) so I'm having a hard time getting around the ship.

[justicereigns]

Oh yeah. Luckily I stay topside on deck as often as I can arrange it and my corridors are a lot wider. Does your cook have a journal on here?

[daysintherain.livejournal.com]

Yeah! I suppose I'll just contact that way! Hahaha, I wonder what I'm allowed to eat as a unicorn? Do you think regular foods might make us sick?

[justicereigns]

I've been eating mostly sugar and vegetables and fruits so I'd stick to that if I were you. Maybe grains. I think Miranda and Gokudera ate the grass but I didn't want to try it.

[daysintherain.livejournal.com]

It's true, grass doesn't sound particularly appetizing when compared to grains or vegetables.
Thanks for the advice!

[justicereigns]

Hm. Good luck Yamamoto. You'll have to tell me what you decide on.

[daysintherain.livejournal.com]

I will! :D And I look forward to seeing you again soon!

[justicereigns]

Thank-you. And you as well.